[END OF TIME SPAM 1 - accidental voice post, courtesy of the cafe's CCTV :|b]

[timey_wimey]

[Oh hey, community. Been a while, hasn’t it, since you saw this account last? That would be because the Doctor here has been hiding his face in shame ever since the incident on Mars, running away from what he did there and his upcoming death. But you know what the stalker community is like, and so now you’re getting a voice recording fresh from a

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[majorhacker]

Well... that explains the four-beat pattern I've been hearing and tapping out unconsciously for the past few months.

But if you knew you were going to die, you could have told us.

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[timey_wimey]

I didn't want anyone trying to interfere. Not to put too fine a point on it and sound too big-headed, but if something's big enough to kill me, and I mean really kill me, it's definitely enough to kill most people here. I don't need any of your deaths on my conscience.

[timey_wimey]

-- hang on, what do you mean "hearing for the past few months"?

[majorhacker]

When you've interfered once or twice at the very least? Sounds like a double-standard to me.

Exactly what I just said. I didn't really notice until the Chief pointed it out during a meeting with him, said it was irritating. Then I was hearing it everywhere. I thought I heard it come over the connection to the link I left with you on the TARDIS several times, but there was never anything found when I ran diagnostics on it.

[timey_wimey]

Well, sometimes I'm good at double-standards.

... see, that's interesting. It's like for some reason, the whole universe is sending out a signal.

[majorhacker]

And what about the rest of the time?

I wonder why that is....

[timey_wimey]

The rest of the time I'm horrifically bad at them, obviously.

I dunno, but you're not the only person who's picking this up. A few weeks ago someone told me they were getting this - well, this mental message, I suppose, warning them about warning me about four knocks or four times or whatever, and then there's the prophecy I was given in the first place... it's odd that it seems to be on such a massive scale, very odd.

[majorhacker]

That is odd. Maybe the increase in who's picking up on traces of it signifies that it's coming closer to you in time.

[timey_wimey]

Could be, I suppose.