[locked from klavier :'D]

[hornyattorney]

Hey, so. Er. Say you... accidentally forgot someone's birthday... so you didn't get them a present or anything. And you're really bad at buying presents for people as it is. And you don't have a lot of money (because people keep 'forgetting' to pay me).

Uh, what on earth do you do? I can't imagine what my friend would want. I even tried asking my Mr. Wright but he just suggested pudding.