[Failed lock from Creeper Crew]

[vinodejerez]

So how do you get rid of the memories viruses give you that aren't really yours? Because my future self did things with people, and by herself, that I really don't want to think about very long. Nothing wrong with them, I'm just twelve.

Comments

[notahandbag]

...What?

[vinodejerez]

Hi Dad. ...This was sort of supposed to be locked away from you and pretty much everyone else I know.

[notahandbag]

WHAT? Tell me right now what happened, young lady!

[vinodejerez]

Nothing happened! I just got turned into my future self for about a week, and obviously I still remember what she was thinking about, and sometimes she was thinking about... stuff.

[notahandbag]

Stuff? No daughter of mine thinks about stuff!

[vinodejerez]

I had a perfectly good reason!

[notahandbag]

No daughter of mine is going to have a perfectly good reason to think about stuff!

[vinodejerez]

Mr. Wesker is a perfectly good reason to think about stuff!

...at least, older me thinks so. I. Really shouldn't comment.

and this boys and girls, is what a hypocrite looks like

[notahandbag]

...Oh. My. Freaking. God. No daughter of mine is going to sexually fantasize about Wesker! It's Wesker! You are never going to have a chance with him! Never, never, ever, ever!

[vinodejerez]

You do it! Why is it okay when you do it?

[notahandbag]

I do not! ... N-not anymore... Usually.

[vinodejerez]

Besides when you're in a stupid fight. You do.

[notahandbag]

It's not a stupid fight. And I don't. Excuse you very much, I'm a very faithful person.

Ahem. Ignoring the whole part that involves your mother.

[vinodejerez]

You're not really winning this argument, Dad.

[notahandbag]

...Yeaaaaaah.

[vinodejerez]

It's okay.