attempt number sixteen ♻ (voice) (virus) (fail filtered from iron family)

[autophoenix]

Consider this an S.O.S.

Please tell me someone here's an expert on figuring out how to get overprotective crazy seriously mentally unstable and probably dangerous fathers to stop freaking out on their daughters' boyfriends. Maybe like a twelve-step program or something?

Honestly, at this point, I'm willing to try anything. Just as long as I

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[cannotemotealie]

I got a solution. :-)

[autophoenix]

I hope it involves calming Dad down before he rips off any of Nate's important parts.

[cannotemotealie]

it involves vodka so

yeah

or you could date me and he couldn't get mad because that'd be racist. LMAO!

[goddamn_ironman]

Brocode shattered, dude.

[cannotemotealie]

I WAS JUST JOKING!

[goddamn_ironman]

I'm watching you.

[cannotemotealie]

That's super creepy, Iron Bro.

[goddamn_ironman]

So is the thought of you dating the product of my sperm.

[cannotemotealie]

Don't stand so close to me.

[goddamn_ironman]

Of all the Police songs to reference, Emo.

C'mon.

[cannotemotealie]

ROXANNE

YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT

[autophoenix]

Dad, relax. He was kidding. You know, like a joke?

[goddamn_ironman]

Since when is it kosher to joke about dating my best friend. Isn't that supposed to be like, totally grody or something.

[autophoenix]

Uh, yeah, that's exactly why it's okay. Because he's so obviously not serious that it can't be anything but funny.

[goddamn_ironman]

...

I guess.

[autophoenix]

LOL, very funny. Yeah, I'll get right on that.

The vodka's not such a bad plan, though, I mean, he responds well to bribery. Usually.