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Listen up Slytherins and well, Gryffindors if you want to know how I'm going to end you all my final year.
Dos and don'ts of playing with me (some of you need reminders):
- Don't hit the damn bludgeons my way. Remember what happened to our old beater? He decided to be funny and hit one my directions and I punched it back in his face. Don't do that shit.
- Don't get detention because there's only so much I can do to get you out of it.
- If you are a member if the opposite house and during a match you decide to fly too close to me and then I elbow you in the face and you get a broken face: don't bitch to me about it, don't bitch to the school, I warned you.
- Professor Potter, Jecht can't serve detention because he accidentally tried to get frisky with me and I think I broke his femur and his entire left side. Guess that's what happens when you get thrown halfway across a Quidditch field, huh? But, long story short: I read a spell in a book to fix them right .... and now he has no bones in his right leg and left arm. I'm sure our Head Boy will be happy to make up Jecht's detention if he hasn't already sassed Professor Mousy or .... Professor Guy with a Cat Fetish.
- Don't bitch to me about how I dress. If you had this amazing of a body, you'd show it off too. But you don't, so suck it up.
- If you're a Hufflepuff, chances are you will lose. Back out now before you waste my time!
- If you're a Ravenclaw, chances are you too will lose, but you actually put up a fight.
- If you're a Gryffindor, well. Lets just say that I will take your entire House and I will make you my bitch. Even if I would totally throw your Captain down and have my way with him ♥
Oh yeah, one last thing! Last year, I don't how I didn't get it through your heads, but I see any of you girls (and Birkin) hitting on my boyfriend again - there is going to be a world of hurt in store for you.
See you there;
Trish ♥!
Dos and don'ts of playing with me (some of you need reminders):
- Don't hit the damn bludgeons my way. Remember what happened to our old beater? He decided to be funny and hit one my directions and I punched it back in his face. Don't do that shit.
- Don't get detention because there's only so much I can do to get you out of it.
- If you are a member if the opposite house and during a match you decide to fly too close to me and then I elbow you in the face and you get a broken face: don't bitch to me about it, don't bitch to the school, I warned you.
- Professor Potter, Jecht can't serve detention because he accidentally tried to get frisky with me and I think I broke his femur and his entire left side. Guess that's what happens when you get thrown halfway across a Quidditch field, huh? But, long story short: I read a spell in a book to fix them right .... and now he has no bones in his right leg and left arm. I'm sure our Head Boy will be happy to make up Jecht's detention if he hasn't already sassed Professor Mousy or .... Professor Guy with a Cat Fetish.
- Don't bitch to me about how I dress. If you had this amazing of a body, you'd show it off too. But you don't, so suck it up.
- If you're a Hufflepuff, chances are you will lose. Back out now before you waste my time!
- If you're a Ravenclaw, chances are you too will lose, but you actually put up a fight.
- If you're a Gryffindor, well. Lets just say that I will take your entire House and I will make you my bitch. Even if I would totally throw your Captain down and have my way with him ♥
Oh yeah, one last thing! Last year, I don't how I didn't get it through your heads, but I see any of you girls (and Birkin) hitting on my boyfriend again - there is going to be a world of hurt in store for you.
See you there;
Trish ♥!