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Welcome back, guys. For the first years, I'm Pam, I'm one of the school nurses. For everyone else, here's your yearly list of reminders.
- Love potions aren't worth it. They don't usually hit the person you mean them to, and anyway, they're seriously not cool. Don't do it, okay? If you do think someone's been hit, we've got remedies on hand.
- I'd recommend staying away from the pitch when the teams are practicing. Bludgers don't know you're not a player, and broken bones are pretty painful.
- Fights aren't cool. I'm looking at you, Gryffindor.
- Don't put bubotuber pus on your face. I know everyone says it cures acne, but that's only after it's been processed, so come to us if you need help with that.
- Listen to your teachers, okay? Even unicorns can injure you if you don't listen to directions.
Aside from that, if you've got a problem you can't talk to your Head of House about, we're available to talk stuff out. Have fun this year, okay?
(( Open RL, use it any time! ))
- Love potions aren't worth it. They don't usually hit the person you mean them to, and anyway, they're seriously not cool. Don't do it, okay? If you do think someone's been hit, we've got remedies on hand.
- I'd recommend staying away from the pitch when the teams are practicing. Bludgers don't know you're not a player, and broken bones are pretty painful.
- Fights aren't cool. I'm looking at you, Gryffindor.
- Don't put bubotuber pus on your face. I know everyone says it cures acne, but that's only after it's been processed, so come to us if you need help with that.
- Listen to your teachers, okay? Even unicorns can injure you if you don't listen to directions.
Aside from that, if you've got a problem you can't talk to your Head of House about, we're available to talk stuff out. Have fun this year, okay?
(( Open RL, use it any time! ))