Because Everyone is Irohsexual~
[At first, the view is majestic and serene: endless rolling countryside that vanishes into a long chain of mountains and crisp blue sky, cloudless and perfect. In the distance, standing proud and grand amid the sea of farmland and winding roads is the Earth Kingdom capital of Ba Sing Se. Its an idyllic picture, the trees starting to turn to their fall colors on the edges and wheat beginning to ripen in the distant fields. Agrarian and picturesque, this scene...
gets interrupted by a long gout of flame bursting from the left. Followed by another and another and with a cry, Iroh drops into view, swinging himself into standing from the low posture at the end of the Firebending kata. Swiping sweat from his face, he turns towards the book that had fallen open during his training and picks up a canteen. Sighing contentedly, he gulps down the contents and tosses it back into his pack.]
Mmm, feels good to let the old muscles stretch.
[And he does mean muscles.]
gets interrupted by a long gout of flame bursting from the left. Followed by another and another and with a cry, Iroh drops into view, swinging himself into standing from the low posture at the end of the Firebending kata. Swiping sweat from his face, he turns towards the book that had fallen open during his training and picks up a canteen. Sighing contentedly, he gulps down the contents and tosses it back into his pack.]
Mmm, feels good to let the old muscles stretch.
[And he does mean muscles.]