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[fillmydarksoul]

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[notahandbag]

...The more pictures of this movie I see, the less attracted I am.

Yeah, it's that bad.

[fillmydarksoul]

[notahandbag]

...Well, congratulations, I don't think I can fantasize about Wesker anymore. You win.

[fillmydarksoul]

Awesome!

[notahandbag]

...God that smirk is just awful.

[fillmydarksoul]

You can see why I am taking the real one with me.

Also did you know that Wesker liked popcorn?

[notahandbag]

I'm fairly certain the real one is going to find the people who made this and kill them, but that's neither here nor there.

Who doesn't like popcorn.

[fillmydarksoul]

Why do you think I'm taking him? It's going to be fucking hilarious.

... Popcorn is gross.

[notahandbag]

...At least this means there won't be another movie this outrageous made ever again.

What're you? One of those bitches who's constantly on a diet?

[fillmydarksoul]

I really hope they make another one.

Me? Nah, I have a crazy high metabolism. I basically sit around and eat pizza and drink beer all day. Popcorn is gross because it leaves that thin film of whatever they call it at the top of your mouth.

[notahandbag]

Don't.

You mean the fake butter? Yeah, that's annoying. Just drink a lot though and you're good.

[fillmydarksoul]

Or I could not eat shit.

[notahandbag]

But. Popcorn.

[fillmydarksoul]

It's fucking disgusting.

[notahandbag]

Is not.