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So 'Ducks',
I accidentally set my friend's favourite dress and hat and shoe collection on fire. Do any of you have any ideas about how to make amends? For the record, I wouldn't have the slightest idea to to buy her to replace the fripperies and I've been repeatedly told I have no fashion senses what so ever.
Help in this most confusing and irritating of matters would be most appreciated and gratefully received.
Sincerely yours,
Elphaba Thropp.