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[mortally]

Got a question.

Say you've got a vampire problem. And the only way to kill one is to tear it to pieces and burn the pieces. And the only things that can hurt a vampire are another vampire and a werewolf.

What do you do if you're human?

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[howdarktheblood]

Ever hear of the weapon called Soul Edge? I doubt it, since no one here seems to have. But...it's a weapon of great power. A weapon of great supernatural power.

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[mortally]

What about it?

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[howdarktheblood]

It would solve your vampire problem, no problem.

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[mortally]

What's the catch?

are you ready for some wisdom

[iknowucan]

...Well, you could become a vampire?

Or like, couldn't you just ask them to leave you alone or something?

that;s... some brilliant advice

[mortally]

Not happening.

Won't work.

ryan has the best ideas

[iknowucan]

Yeah, I figured that after I hit submit but I hate editing.

Why not? I mean, like... Vampires are just undead people, right? This place might be like, messing with me, though, because I remember reading Dracula in English and he was definitely not a nice guy, but this community's taught me that pretty much every type has a good version and a bad version. Right?

he really does!

[mortally]

She's stalking me personally. It's revenge for her.

[bluespring]

One vampire, or several vampires?

[mortally]

One vampire. Maybe several later on... I haven't decided yet.

[bluespring]

If you can't hurt it, you can't kill it, and presumably escaping is out of the question... Trap it, perhaps.

[toxiccrown]

....avoid them like the plague, I'd guess.

[mortally]

She's... kind of out for my blood. No pun intended.

[technostripshow]

Call Van Helsing.

[mortally]

I don't have his number on me.

[technostripshow]

I hear he's in the phone book now. Check pest control.

[mortally]

I'm never that lucky.