[Video | Locked from the kids - teens can view | Backdated] Francis, get out of my head. :|
[There's a few sounds of a scuffle, some kicking, some dropping, and then a voice in French mutters something about the journal working and possibly recording him.
The video then opens to reveal France laying in what seems like a lounge, the styles still that of the late 18th century. Drapes, frilly outfits, elaborate details everywhere. He seems to be preoccupied with something, furiously scribbling on a piece of parchment.
Once this is finished, the nation turns to the camera, a look of amusement on his face.]
Ah, bonjour community! I am aux anges to see how so many of you today are touched by my influence~ The feelings of love and pleasure are not something to fear, non! They are wonderful, romantique, and what makes us such beautiful creatures on our worlds!
[He pauses, smiling wide, and then scribbling down something else on the parchment, then continuing, arising from his chair and quickly walking to a nearby wardrobe.]
As such, allow me to present to you all the ways to make things much better overall~ Your outfit is the best way to arouse and relieve most problèmes, you just need to listen to my advice!
Clothing expresses who you are, mes amis, and you should take great pride in what you wear.
However, there are always ways to better your look in the eyes of others, and I, Monsieur France, will be your guide!
[At this, he whirls the parchment he has in his hands, and you can see that he's actually been drawing little doodles on it. And, if one looks closely- you may notice they're of the other nations, as well as a few other people.]
Un exemple parfait would be this monsieur- [And he holds up a part of the paper, showing a horrible doodle that looks a lot like Feliciano.]
Oui, this one loves celebrations, so what better way than to satisfy his pleasures than becoming a part of one, non?
Or perhaps this mademoiselle? She is quite the fan of tea, though je ne sais pas how one could enjoy something so fade. [He moves the paper again, and who is it this time? Why, it's England. Though you may notice something's a bit off.]
Perhaps some gentleman on the community would like to take her out have a good time, oui?
[Next, he hold up a drawing of himself. Stark naked, save for the rose covering his lower part.]
And another example that will relieve all problems would be this one- to go like moi, in the nude. It is un belle chance to explore the beauty that is yourself, and prove to others how amazing you are~
[Then comes a scribbled drawing of a semi-nude Austria, wearing the keys of his beloved piano as an outfit.]
Et ici we have a fine example of a man using what he loves and wearing it proudly, non? Autriche, did anyone ever tell you you look magnifique wearing your instrument?
[He turns the parchment over, scribbles another thing down, and then continues, showing off a drawing of Romano, who is clearly pissed off and wearing what looks like a tomato costume.]
Oh là là, it looks as if one nation is unhappy- but he wears this outfit for the sake of his amour. Se dérider, mon ami~ you'll get your kiss soon enough!
[And another moving, he comes to a picture of Russia.]
Russe, you are a quiet nation, yet I believe such long clothes will help in your attitude of the world overall~ Your smile is enough to terrify many of those you meet in person.
[Up next is Germany, who looks drawn like he's about ready to permanently go :| at everything.]
Allemagne, mon cher- when you grow up to be an old enough nation, leather would suit you best~ Ne pas j'ai de doute Prusse would agree with me on this, oui?
[And in comes Spain, looking like his 1700s self.]
Et qui is a fine example of how to properly wear clothing, mes amis. Espagne has always known what is good when it comes to romance et fashion.
[Have a quickly drawn America next, in a poorly improvised hamburger outfit.]
Ameriqué, mon cher- since you are so fond of le hamburger, I felt it would be best for you to wear one! Eventually it will involve intercourse, oui? De toute façon, you look merveilleux!
[He moves onto the next one, which is Hungary, who is looking... very sadistic with that frying pan of hers.]
Hongrie, have I ever told you, mademoiselle, that your outfit est parfait? You choose your colors et clothing very well~ Now, if the frying pan were gone, it would be even better!
[Next is a picture of Japan, who looks bored out of his mind.]
Ah, Japon, porquoi the long face? Not everything in life has to be serious, mon ami! You should add some color to your outfit and be more outgoing, that will attract le damsels!
[Francis scribbles on the parchment again, then turns it around to reveal China, in a Hello Kitty outfit.]
Chine, you should show your face more often! Though that chat is cute, we will never be able to see the man behind l'masque if you do not willingly show yourself~
[And then comes in a drawing of Prussia, thumbs up and smiling.]
Et here is Prusse, and he knows how to use and work his clothing very well! C'est bien, mon ami.
[Finally, there is another flipping of the paper, and France shows the last three drawings on the page.
First is Canada! Who's surprisingly remembered, thanks to the last virus. Don't expect it to last long though.]
Mathieu, mon fils- you seem to be doing just fine, oui?
[Then comes Belarus, in which Francis gives a wry smile.]
I would give soupçon to this mademoiselle, but I fear for the safety of my head and heart, should I try. She is in dire need of a good makeover.
[And then comes a beautifully drawn out picture of... surprisingly, Mitsuru Kirijo. Is he flirting with the woman? OH YES.]
Et for this mademoiselle, she is radiant all on her own, but when draped in silks and clothing de luxe, she becomes something else entirely- injoignable and glorious.
And that concludes le cours, mes amis~ I do hope you will all take my teachings to heart.
[The feed ends.]
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The video then opens to reveal France laying in what seems like a lounge, the styles still that of the late 18th century. Drapes, frilly outfits, elaborate details everywhere. He seems to be preoccupied with something, furiously scribbling on a piece of parchment.
Once this is finished, the nation turns to the camera, a look of amusement on his face.]
Ah, bonjour community! I am aux anges to see how so many of you today are touched by my influence~ The feelings of love and pleasure are not something to fear, non! They are wonderful, romantique, and what makes us such beautiful creatures on our worlds!
[He pauses, smiling wide, and then scribbling down something else on the parchment, then continuing, arising from his chair and quickly walking to a nearby wardrobe.]
As such, allow me to present to you all the ways to make things much better overall~ Your outfit is the best way to arouse and relieve most problèmes, you just need to listen to my advice!
Clothing expresses who you are, mes amis, and you should take great pride in what you wear.
However, there are always ways to better your look in the eyes of others, and I, Monsieur France, will be your guide!
[At this, he whirls the parchment he has in his hands, and you can see that he's actually been drawing little doodles on it. And, if one looks closely- you may notice they're of the other nations, as well as a few other people.]
Un exemple parfait would be this monsieur- [And he holds up a part of the paper, showing a horrible doodle that looks a lot like Feliciano.]
Oui, this one loves celebrations, so what better way than to satisfy his pleasures than becoming a part of one, non?
Or perhaps this mademoiselle? She is quite the fan of tea, though je ne sais pas how one could enjoy something so fade. [He moves the paper again, and who is it this time? Why, it's England. Though you may notice something's a bit off.]
Perhaps some gentleman on the community would like to take her out have a good time, oui?
[Next, he hold up a drawing of himself. Stark naked, save for the rose covering his lower part.]
And another example that will relieve all problems would be this one- to go like moi, in the nude. It is un belle chance to explore the beauty that is yourself, and prove to others how amazing you are~
[Then comes a scribbled drawing of a semi-nude Austria, wearing the keys of his beloved piano as an outfit.]
Et ici we have a fine example of a man using what he loves and wearing it proudly, non? Autriche, did anyone ever tell you you look magnifique wearing your instrument?
[He turns the parchment over, scribbles another thing down, and then continues, showing off a drawing of Romano, who is clearly pissed off and wearing what looks like a tomato costume.]
Oh là là, it looks as if one nation is unhappy- but he wears this outfit for the sake of his amour. Se dérider, mon ami~ you'll get your kiss soon enough!
[And another moving, he comes to a picture of Russia.]
Russe, you are a quiet nation, yet I believe such long clothes will help in your attitude of the world overall~ Your smile is enough to terrify many of those you meet in person.
[Up next is Germany, who looks drawn like he's about ready to permanently go :| at everything.]
Allemagne, mon cher- when you grow up to be an old enough nation, leather would suit you best~ Ne pas j'ai de doute Prusse would agree with me on this, oui?
[And in comes Spain, looking like his 1700s self.]
Et qui is a fine example of how to properly wear clothing, mes amis. Espagne has always known what is good when it comes to romance et fashion.
[Have a quickly drawn America next, in a poorly improvised hamburger outfit.]
Ameriqué, mon cher- since you are so fond of le hamburger, I felt it would be best for you to wear one! Eventually it will involve intercourse, oui? De toute façon, you look merveilleux!
[He moves onto the next one, which is Hungary, who is looking... very sadistic with that frying pan of hers.]
Hongrie, have I ever told you, mademoiselle, that your outfit est parfait? You choose your colors et clothing very well~ Now, if the frying pan were gone, it would be even better!
[Next is a picture of Japan, who looks bored out of his mind.]
Ah, Japon, porquoi the long face? Not everything in life has to be serious, mon ami! You should add some color to your outfit and be more outgoing, that will attract le damsels!
[Francis scribbles on the parchment again, then turns it around to reveal China, in a Hello Kitty outfit.]
Chine, you should show your face more often! Though that chat is cute, we will never be able to see the man behind l'masque if you do not willingly show yourself~
[And then comes in a drawing of Prussia, thumbs up and smiling.]
Et here is Prusse, and he knows how to use and work his clothing very well! C'est bien, mon ami.
[Finally, there is another flipping of the paper, and France shows the last three drawings on the page.
First is Canada! Who's surprisingly remembered, thanks to the last virus. Don't expect it to last long though.]
Mathieu, mon fils- you seem to be doing just fine, oui?
[Then comes Belarus, in which Francis gives a wry smile.]
I would give soupçon to this mademoiselle, but I fear for the safety of my head and heart, should I try. She is in dire need of a good makeover.
[And then comes a beautifully drawn out picture of... surprisingly, Mitsuru Kirijo. Is he flirting with the woman? OH YES.]
Et for this mademoiselle, she is radiant all on her own, but when draped in silks and clothing de luxe, she becomes something else entirely- injoignable and glorious.
And that concludes le cours, mes amis~ I do hope you will all take my teachings to heart.
[The feed ends.]
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