Help!

[tiedbydestiny]

Somebody get us the fuck out of here. PLEASE. Before we start screwing each other do something neither of us will ever forgive the other for.

We're stuck in a gods-damned crypt because there's a shinigami waiting out there to take our fucking heads off, and we're both affected by this fucking virus!

Comments

[halfthetroubl]

Wow, you guys've got shitty luck.

[tiedbydestiny]

Fucking tell me about it! At least we got out of there before... yeah.

[halfthetroubl]

Before what?

[tiedbyfate]

Before that thing found us and killed us.

[halfthetroubl]

Well yeah, I kinda figured that was a given. I thought he was talking about that virus!

[tiedbyfate]

Yeah, that too.

[halfthetroubl]

So what is it?

[tiedbyfate]

What do you think, moron? Akatsuki was going to jump me or something!

[halfthetroubl]

Hey, fuck you! How the hell am I supposed to know?! I didn't even know there was a virus, stupid!

[tiedbyfate]

You're the one who mentioned a virus in the first place!

[halfthetroubl]

Your brain must be rotting, zombie. Your partner mentioned it in his post!

[tiedbyfate]

Oh, you're right. Well, whatever. How could you not have noticed there was a virus?

[halfthetroubl]

I dunno. Maybe because I've got a life outside this stupid place?

[tiedbyfate]

Are you sure you didn't get hit by it or anything? Every time I try to ignore this horrible place, I get hit by a virus.

[halfthetroubl]

Like I said, you've got shitty luck! I, on the other hand, am perfectly fine!

[tiedbyfate]

Well good, then. I just locked myself in Prussia's spared bedroom until it passed.