Help!

[tiedbydestiny]

Somebody get us the fuck out of here. PLEASE. Before we start screwing each other do something neither of us will ever forgive the other for.

We're stuck in a gods-damned crypt because there's a shinigami waiting out there to take our fucking heads off, and we're both affected by this fucking virus!

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[east_darkhorse]

A crypt....now that's pretty original.

A worldhop, that's what you want, right?

[tiedbydestiny]

What? I figured there'd be no reason for a shinigami to hang around in a graveyard, since everything in it's already dead. And most of it isn't moving anymore.

Gods, yes please. And then keep us separated! I have to be able to work with this asshole, and I don't care how hot fuckable... just get me the hell out of here.

[east_darkhorse]

What in earth is a shinigami anyway? And why wants to kill you?

I guess I could help you. Who's the asshole.

[tiedbydestiny]

Uh... a shinigami is a god that reaps the souls of the dead and sends them to the afterlife. It wants to kill us because it doesn't like zombies, even the legal kind. Thinks we're 'abominations' or something.

Only they don't normally come after us unless we do something stupid or leave ourselves open to it! This one's actually hunting us down!

The asshole is my partner, unfortunately.

[east_darkhorse]

Wait wait...you're a zombie?

Dude, cool.

[tiedbydestiny]

NOT the shambling, rotting kind, thank you very much. And the only meat I like to eat is the cooked animal kind.

But yeah, we're both zombies. We hunt down the illegal, man-eating kind to pay off the loan that made us this way. Only the shinigami don't think much of the whole process.

[east_darkhorse]

I call that an improvement.

Tell themn to fuck off.

[tiedbydestiny]

Oh, I do, in volume and at length. Unfortunately they're gods and we're just lowly zombies. So they can pretty much do what they want and laugh.

[east_darkhorse]

What a group of assholes then.

I will come to pick you up, but you own me a drink.

[tiedbydestiny]

Thank the fucking gods. I'll buy you two, man, just get us the hell away from here. And don't leave us alone with each other!

[east_darkhorse]

Sounds fair to me.

Whats your name?

[tiedbydestiny]

Akatsuki Chika. Just Chika's fine, I'm not big on formality and crap.

[east_darkhorse]

Gilbert Beilschmidt, the awesome kingdom of Prussia. I'm fine either with Prussia or Gilbert.

[tiedbyfate]

Are you going to help us or not?

[east_darkhorse]

You must be the asshole.

[tiedbyfate]

Yeah, I am. So?