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[losethreepounds]

What the eff was that?

I was just a freaking eight-year-old for four days! My friends think I'm a freak! My sister thinks I'm a witch! My mom thinks she was hallucinating and has upped her therapy appointments to three times a week!

What the HELL?!

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he's going to rub it in her face

[cannotemotealie]

Yeah, that's kinda what happens with the comm. You wake up one day as a toddler an' decide to go trollin' for dudes.

win

[losethreepounds]

WHAT THE HELL?!

[cannotemotealie]

Deep breaths, babe. Go grab a paper bag 'fore you hurt yourself.

[losethreepounds]

Shut up.

[vengeful_virtue]

Oh good, you've stopped trying woo pedophiles from the web.

[losethreepounds]

I was not a stupid kid.

[vengeful_virtue]

I said nothing of the sort.

Just that you were the type of child trying to bait men online at age 11 and thought you could somehow detect who was or wasn't a pedophile.

[losethreepounds]

It's pretty easy to tell who is and isn't an adult here.

[det_goofball]

o, so u don't talk like dis ;)

Man, you were kinda cute.

[touchofgenius]

Down, Adachi. I promise I'll go find you a pretty young thing that isn't so loud if you're a good boy.

[det_goofball]

Doc, get out. I know you like me but you really gotta stop this online stalking thing, I'm just down the hall if you want me that much.

[touchofgenius]

You flatter yourself as usual, Adachi-baby.

[8fingerswhiskey]

Its called a 'virus', sweetheart. They happen.

[losethreepounds]

I can't deal with this; I have a social life!

[8fingerswhiskey]

Well, now your social life knows what you look like when you were a kid.

[losethreepounds]

It's not that simple. You wouldn't get it!

[jagan_glare]

Because you were a freaking eight-year-old for four days. Jeez.

[losethreepounds]

WHAT THE HELL?!

[jagan_glare]

It's what happens when this place sucks you in. Screaming and whining ain't gonna help.

[losethreepounds]

Well, suck me out, please! At least last time I could come up with an excuse for why I disappeared for two days; this is a little different!