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[notzombiebait]

You find the strangest websites bookmarked on company computers. But this certainly isn't the worst of what I've found before.

The name's Chris, and I'm a man currently with some time to kill.

Maybe with a little digging I'll find out who was using this computer before me.

Comments

[touchofgenius]

Redfield? Heh. We've missed you!

Give him a bit, Birkin. He doesn't recognize you yet. 8D

[notzombiebait]

Missed me?

Do I know you?

All the better to toy with you Redfield~

[touchofgenius]

Great he forgot again. Not personally, no. But your sister and I go way back. Your friend Wesker, too.

Pooooor Chris. Its going to be a long day for him. 8D

[notzombiebait]

My sister? How do you know Cla--

Wesker?!

What the hell were you doing with a man like him.

You seem awful cut up about it

[touchofgenius]

You know. The usual.

Hits me right -here-. *Thumps chest*

[notzombiebait]

The usual? ...Were you a part of Umbrella?

Oh yeah I can tell

[touchofgenius]

Surprised your brain even still works that well after all the atrophy. I'm almost a little offended I didn't manage to leave more of a lasting impression on Claire, considering what I put her and Leon through. I'd have hoped I'd cause a lifetime of therapy.

.... dude, seriously. B|

[suplexing]

He's just trying to be creepy. :< He feels bad deep down inside

[touchofgenius]

Aw, c'mon Leon, lighten up! You're not the one out of the two of us that got shot.

Even so, man. Low blow.

[suplexing]

Actually, I did get shot, Birkin.

I just wasn't the one that ended up taking in the G Virus and mutating into something beyond human.

<3?

[touchofgenius]

I meant 'to death'. And she was just doing what she thought was right. She was always a bit emphatic when it came to defending me and my work.

Humanity's over-rated.

..... <3

[suplexing]

And I understand that she was. She cared a lot about you and Sherry both.

You say that now.

/wins

[touchofgenius]

Shame she didn't care more about Sherry and less about me so they could have left Raccoon well before any of that happened. Though I guess without you around to kill it, they would have just been hunted down by the T-103 anyway.

It's hard to miss something you never really had.

I FEEL THE NEED TO MENTION IT WAS RELUCTANT. :T

[suplexing]

... that's not exactly something I like thinking about.

What?

... /still wins B|

[touchofgenius]

Couldn't agree more, that's why I usually avoid you like the plague.

Metaphors are completely lost on you, aren't they?

/will never admit it

[suplexing]

I thought that was because you couldn't stand my scathing one-liners.

More like I'd like to be a bit more optimistic with people.