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[tsuntohisdere]

... How the hell do you tell someone they're a dumbass without being... m-mean?

Or telling them why they're a dumbass.

Or... talking to them at all.

[ooc; Hetalia characters (and Pearl lmfao), feel free to immediately realise he's talking about Spain. :|b He's trying to make up with him because he doesn't want Spain to go running off and falling in

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[francetabulous]

You speak with amour, mon cher. I'm sure he will understand.

[tsuntohisdere]

A-as if you even know who I'm talking about, you bastard!

... How the hell do you speak with amore, anyway?

[francetabulous]

Romano, don't try to hide it. I know this is about Espagna.

If you want to speak with l'amour, you speak with the heart.

[tsuntohisdere]

NO IT ISN'T SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

I knew it! I knew you'd say something stupid and corny and unhelpful, damn it!

[francetabulous]

Oh but it is, you cannot deny love when you see it, mon cher.

That's because you don't try it~ I am an expert on romance, Romano. You should trust me on this.

[tsuntohisdere]

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU TALKING ABOUT THOSE KINDS OF THINGS

I want to tell him he's a fucking moron, not make a confession of undying devotion o-or anything stupid a-and u-unromantic like that! So don't be stupid!

[francetabulous]

I will talk about it all I please, homme. You cannot stop me in my endeavor.

Antonio is a strong nation, Italie sud, just tell him how you feel. He will realize it comes from your heart then.

[tsuntohisdere]

I could punch you in the throat.

That's great, but we're not talking about Spagna.

And when I tell him how I feel he starts sulking.

[francetabulous]

Mon cher, you are too obvious. Just talk to him.

[tsuntohisdere]

... I'm going to do it without talking to him.

[east_darkhorse]

Ey France, ey ey ey ey France....

....We should help.

[francetabulous]

Oui, that we should! With our help, things will be much easier for Antonio et Romano, non?

[east_darkhorse]

Ja, I'm sure they will be.

But Romano seems to disagree. if he's really not interested maybe we should drag Spain och with us to one of your cabarets.

[tsuntohisdere]

OH MIO DIO

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP DON'T YOU DARE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE THOSE THINGS I'LL KILL YOU YOU STUPID BASTARD

[east_darkhorse]

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

WE WILL TEACH HIM HOW TO ENJOY THEM.

[tsuntohisdere]

LIKE HELL YOU WILL

GET OUT OF MY POST YOU SON OF A BITCH