fail voicemail ;

[fillmydarksoul]

Dante, if you get a call from the city, you did not see a six foot blond woman wearing all black throw a motorcycle into Enzio's bar. You'd think that they'd cut me some slack for helping rid this city of demons, but nooo; you can't hurl automobiles because it's a "danger" to the public

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[visestvita]

I rather think it's you that's the danger to the public, not the automobiles themselves.

Tell the phamaceutical company to get a new cover, it's been done.

voice forever ;

[fillmydarksoul]

Since when did you - well damn, it's Albert. Nah, little old me, a danger?

You can't manufacture demons, moron. Zombies, sure, but this is a whole other thing.

[visestvita]

I'm sure some would find it very difficult to believe.

I realise that. I merely meant that the 'pharmaceutical company' cover story has been tried and tested. I'd almost accuse them of copying.

[fillmydarksoul]

I'm sure all evil companies hide themselves as a pharmaceutical company.

[touchofgenius]

What's this company calling itself? Parasol?

[fillmydarksoul]

Heard of a company named Wiedergeburt?

[touchofgenius]

I have not, but they need to go bankrupt or something. They're cramping our style.

[fillmydarksoul]

...

Well, maybe you can help me.

[theman_inred]

So that's where those charges came from. Been wondering, babe.

Engineering demons, though? What've you got so far with this one, Trish?

[fillmydarksoul]

You're welcome! But, he's also giving the bar free drinks if I don't get mad that he called the cops. It's a win-win.

Yeah, some girl came into the office saying that her husband was a scientist there and that he was in real trouble. Didn't have the password, but I'm working on it.

[tyrantraved]

Somehow I'm not surprised.

You know, that situation pisses me off more than it should. Need any help?

[fillmydarksoul]

What's that supposed to mean?

No, don't worry about it~ I got Albert and William to help me out ♥

[tyrantraved]

Causing trouble. Not mad, don't worry. Amused, mostly.

...wait. Wesker. And his little assistant? Trish, you sure on this one?

[fillmydarksoul]

Like hell if I care if you're mad that I trashed that bar.

Trust me on this ♥

[come_on_sugar]

You throw motorcycles at people, and I'm not even supposed to step outside the door. Something stinks, sugar, and it's not the quattro formaggi.

[fillmydarksoul]

I didn't throw it at a person, I threw it at a bar. Do you not see the difference?

[come_on_sugar]

What about the people inside the bar?

[fillmydarksoul]

... They'll get some character.