Jan 28, 2010 23:21
Dear Europe,
Your history is more than enough punishment to endure, this coming from someone who has had to attend a Metro Gala sober; particularly yours England. I do not understand how a continent that has an average legal drinking age of 10 and where threesomes is how you say "I love you" can be this droll - again, England, I understand. There is a reason why we rebelled.
Get interesting or I'm downloading this paper off of the internet.
Sincerely yours,
Chuck Bass
P.S: You're not that interesting when you're high, either. Fix this.
chuck bass