[LOCKED FROM THE JOKER]

Jan 14, 2010 22:28

So, uh... does anyone have Batman's number? Because I think I made a big mistake here. My luck hasn't been bad enough lately, so I... kind of accidentally invited the Joker to Neptune. Or, he thinks I did. Whatever ( Read more... )

veronica mars

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8fingerswhiskey January 15 2010, 05:33:27 UTC
Are you completely serious?

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vmarsissmarter January 15 2010, 05:35:52 UTC
Like a heart attack.

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8fingerswhiskey January 15 2010, 05:40:54 UTC
Well, he hasn't asked for a world hop, so I don't think you've got a lot to worry about.

What did you say?

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vmarsissmarter January 15 2010, 05:51:43 UTC
Yet.

I'ma private investigator and may or may not have said something about... bringing him to justice?

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8fingerswhiskey January 15 2010, 06:12:25 UTC
Nice job.

Why did you even think of saying that? You better hope he's just talking shit, and not actually going to do anything.

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vmarsissmarter January 15 2010, 06:14:31 UTC
Yeah, thanks. Really.

I don't know! I was thinking that I could. But thanks for the lecture, dad.

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it means he likes you :> 8fingerswhiskey January 15 2010, 06:24:48 UTC
Why do people say that to me? Its either I turn into a dad, or like the adoptive Uncle no one wanted.

And I'm not lecturing you! I'm telling you that you better hope he's just talking shit and not planning to come after you, alright?

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vmarsissmarter January 15 2010, 06:30:19 UTC
You just have surly fatherly manner about you. But I like my dad, so I'll take adoptive Uncle.

Yeah, I'm really hoping here! But what if he isn't talking shit? Then I'd... really like to know what to do.

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8fingerswhiskey January 15 2010, 06:43:11 UTC
That's great...

I dunno... Get a world hop outta your world into another until he leaves? I really don't know, sweetheart. I mean, usually if he does come over to pay a visit - well, he's never really done anything with me, just been a pain in the ass.

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vmarsissmarter January 15 2010, 06:45:29 UTC
Okay, two questions. If I leave, do you think he'd bother anyone else here, and how much of a pain in the ass are we talking here?

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8fingerswhiskey January 15 2010, 07:01:56 UTC
I guess it depends on how badly you pissed him off.

Well, I dunno. His laugh annoys the hell out of me, and well obviously, he's always fucking laughing. So... I guess... A royal pain in the ass is the best way to describe him? Well, not royal, but just a pain.

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vmarsissmarter January 15 2010, 07:06:51 UTC
I don't think I made him mad as much as I... piqued his sick sense of curiosity. A blessing in disguise, perhaps?

Oh. Well... I guess I can deal with that. As long as there are no massive explosions or anything.

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8fingerswhiskey January 15 2010, 15:35:05 UTC
Okay, one, don't jinx it. And two, personally, I think curiosity is worse than pissed. But that's just me.

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vmarsissmarter January 15 2010, 20:52:37 UTC
You pretty much suck at comforting people, Uncle Tommy.

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8fingerswhiskey January 15 2010, 21:52:11 UTC
Yeah, sorry. But you're talking about The Joker here, I dunno what kind of comfort you want. Other than, ya know, hope to God he's just dickin' around.

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vmarsissmarter January 15 2010, 21:58:22 UTC
It's not much, but I'll take it.

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