Bring Me Your Dangerous, Your Violent Tendancied, Your Lovers of Explosions!

[sniiiice]

There's notices up in various hallways throught the school:

Attention All!

After lunch today you're all invited to attend my Gun Weapons Training Class.

All Weaponry is provided! But feel free to BYOG.

And for the wusses, ear protection.

Please meet out in the Playing Fields at 1:15pm.

Capt. J Hart

(Well this is pretty much the only thing

Comments

[stalkerwonder]

Isn't this illegal?

[sniiiice]

"'Course it is, young sir! I'm fully qaulified!"

[At least that's what the piece of paper he carries around says...]

"You coming then?"

[stalkerwonder]

I think i'll pass.

[sniiiice]

"Awww, you're no fun."

[And he'll continue on his way putting up notices.]

[tiedbyfate]

I guess I'll come.

[sniiiice]

"My first student! You get the first shot!"

[John's ridiculous excited about this...he's never taught a class before, whoo!]

[tiedbyfate]

Good, then. I've fired a gun before, but it's always good to practice.

[sniiiice]

"You've got the right idea! You'll go far! Might take your name down just in case I need to put a star next to it."

[His red pen is at the ready!]

[harbringersoul]

Sounds like fun.

[sniiiice]

"It will be! Don't be late now!"

[And off he goes...ready to recruit more poor victims students.]

[harbringersoul]

I won't be.

[sniiiice]

"Oh wait! Name please!"

[Look how efficient he is! Getting the roll together and everything.]

[earthoftheearth]

...sorry, I think I'll stick to Marksmanship with Mr. Dylandy.

[sniiiice]

"Oh c'moooon! I've also explosive charges to set off for the good students!"

[He taps his bottom lip.]

"Might add that in..."

[The notice now reads Weapons Training.]

[earthoftheearth]

I trust you've spoken to the Principal about this. After all, setting off explosives when there are students with heart conditions at school is a little stupid.

[aaand she turns and flounces off.]

[sniiiice]

[That's a good point...where's that principal...]

[heretocollect]

Are you teaching them to aim this time?

[sniiiice]

"Well yeah...no point otherwise."

[He frowns thoughtfully.]

"And hey I've never taught before, don't blame me!"

[heretocollect]

Oh, the new guy! Hi~

Make sure they're aiming in the right direction.

[sniiiice]

"But of course!"

[Look at John's sincere face, is very sincere indeed!]

"So will you be there?"

[Pen is at the ready!]