[Voice forever]

[badge_177]

[It starts with a perky voice, of indeterminate gender, with that kind of chirpy tone that gets very irritating very fast.] You have activated my LiveJournal function, Insert Name Here!

[The next voice is not perky. It's hard to imagine it ever being connected with such an adjective. This voice definitely belongs to a man, and it has a rough edge

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[Voice Fo'eva] Sup~~

[stalkerwonder]

It tends to not do that. Turn off, I mean.

[Voice Forever] Oh hey there~

[badge_177]

It's talk-

[Sorry, he's shouting now.] Turn off, now!

[stalkerwonder]

[A sigh.] Do you often yell at people trying to talk to you? [Dryyyy.]

[badge_177]

[Not a shout, but distinctly snappish.] That depends on what they're trying to say.

[And more calmly, but very determined.] What- who am I talking to?

[stalkerwonder]

Naturally. [Flat, his own version of pissy.]

Tim Wayne, you?

[badge_177]

Commander Vimes.

[A pause.] ...Livejournal?

[stalkerwonder]

[Slightly nicer.] The Community masquerades as a Livejournal community. That's not what it is, but that's what it masquerades as.

[badge_177]

[Some confusion seeps in.] A thing where people talk to each other?

[stalkerwonder]

Correct.

[badge_177]

...Who they don't know. [The tone implies that he does not have a high opinion of this.]

[stalkerwonder]

Well they learn eventually, they don't really get a choice. [Flat and dry in response.]

[badge_177]

So this just...makes you talk to people? [Exasperated. He does not have time for this.]

[stalkerwonder]

At it's most basic, yes. [Sound vaguely happy about that.]

[badge_177]

...Then what's on the higher levels? [Suspicion and cynicism are useful tools.]

[stalkerwonder]

[Silence.]

Depending on the person, you would get different hypotheses. The short of it is viruses, worldhopping and transuniversal communication.

[badge_177]

...Viruses? Those...make you sick, right? Igor's mentioned that.

But you can't get that from talking.

And what's worldhopping?