post-virus freakout is a go

[kurtilicious11]

Somebody, tell me how to leave this thing.

Now.

Comments

[iknowucan]

I don't think you can...

[kurtilicious11]

There has got to be a way. I'm not putting up with that again.

[iknowucan]

You probably won't have to! Viruses don't repeat themselves, if everyone complaining about how they were repeating is anything to go by.

[kurtilicious11]

So instead of waking up a girl, I'll just wake up as a...a parakeet or an alien or with an extra eyeball.

No thanks.

[timey_wimey]

Well, in my professional opinion, I'd say it's impossible. Sorry.

[kurtilicious11]

Then I'll just have to find a way.

[timey_wimey]

Well, if you do, let me know. I haven't been able to get away, and I'm usually pretty good at running.

[kurtilicious11]

I'll keep that in mind.

[heretocollect]

This your first time?

[kurtilicious11]

Excuse me?

[heretocollect]

How new are you?

[kurtilicious11]

I've been here about for about a month or so...

[intuitivelyapt]

Kill yourself.

kurt does not approve

[kurtilicious11]

sorry kurt :'c

[intuitivelyapt]

What? That seems to be the only real way out. Don't take your frustrations out on me.

[kurtilicious11]

I'm not taking my frustrations out on anyone. I'm looking for a way to avoid waking up with the wrong genitalia again.

[knowsnoshame]

As far as everyone knows, there's no real way to leave. Either one day you forget all about it and may or may not return, or you're stuck here.

[kurtilicious11]

How do I make that first option happen?

[knowsnoshame]

Don't know. Considering people usually don't remember when they were here last, it's hard to ask them how they left in the first place.

[kurtilicious11]

Hasn't anyone tried to figure it out before?