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[vmarsissmarter]

[Veronica is just sitting in her room. Everything looks relatively normal.]

I see you're all going through a trying time, and I want you to know that Veronica Mars is here to help you.

[She holds a book up to the camera. It's the Zombie Survival Guide.]Pick it up. Give it a read. I know that I for one am much better prepared now

Comments

[nevergiveitback]

You know, there's a place on my world with dinosaurs if you really want to see them.

[vmarsissmarter]

Really? Will I get to ride a pterodactyl?

[nevergiveitback]

If you have a lot of money and lot more nerve, yes.

[vmarsissmarter]

I don't know about that. I'd get to ride one in Jurassic Park for free.

What about unicorns?

[nevergiveitback]

We have fourteen varieties of unicorns. Some are wild, some are tame, some fly and some eat people.

[vmarsissmarter]

I have to ask. Where do you live, man?

[nevergiveitback]

As far as I can tell, it's The World Where All the Myths are True. It's far more rare for a myth or legend to not be at least partially real on my world.

[vmarsissmarter]

Maybe it's time for me to move.

[nevergiveitback]

It is pretty cool a lot of the time. I'm amazed how some people don't have the most simple things like Rocket Turtles or Gourmet Bears.

[vmarsissmarter]

Rocket Turtles? Gourmet Bears? I'm listening.

[nevergiveitback]

Rocket Turtles are twelve foot long turtles that eat just the right undersea plants to make a sort of natural jet fuel. They can fly for days at a time.

And Gourmet Bears are what they sound like-they're bears that have adapted to modern life so well that they only eat the finest foods, and if they can't find it, they make it themselves. They have primitive little bear kitchens and everything.

[vmarsissmarter]

...

No, seriously. I need to move here. Right now.

[nevergiveitback]

Just from Rocket Turtles and Gourmet Bears? Your world must be really boring. You can come visit me if you'd like, but I'm a bit busy with the zombies now. Trying to win a bet.

[vmarsissmarter]

No, I think I was sold somewhere around the unicorns. And it is. Well, it can be interesting, but not in the ways you'd want it to be.

What's the bet?

[nevergiveitback]

I'll have to pick out some of the more interesting places to show you. What sort of interesting things do you mean about your world?

Who can kill the most zombies. I got sidetracked, and I'm almost a thousand behind the current leader.

[vmarsissmarter]

Murders. Gang violence. Class struggle. All the usual mystery and intrigue.

Wow, you guys have got some serious zombie action going on, huh?