Who You Gonna Call?

[tiedbydestiny]

Got a Zombie Problem?

Leave it to the professionals!

Akatsuki & Tachibana
Zombie KillersShambling hordes ruining your neighbourhood? Afraid you're going to get bitten and spend the rest of your non-life as one of them

Comments

[tiedbydestiny]

Good choice! Do you have an easy way for us to get to you, or do we have to arrange transportation? For that matter, where ARE you?

[tiedbyfate]

We can probably figure out how to get there. Are you willing to pay?

[tiedbyfate]

... all right. $1000 a head.

[tiedbydestiny]

So make a counter-offer. That's how negotiation usually works, you know. Besides, you only have to pay for the ones we kill on your world, not the whole comm.

[tiedbydestiny]

$750

[tiedbydestiny]

$700, and you're getting an awesome discount. $1000 a head is the baseline for a dead animal zombie, here.

[tiedbydestiny]

Excellent! We'll be there shortly.

[nevergiveitback]

Alright, in order for my world hopping power to work, I need to know your full name. See you soon.