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[last5secondswin]

[Suguru is sitting on a bed style futon, resting his head in his hand. He looks somewhat annoyed and confused, and his chest is heavily bandaged, three red spots of red forming a triangle on his chest.]

Awah...I've got a couple of questions.

First, I think I've got an arch nemesis now. How do I make sure? And what am I supposed to if I do? Does

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[gimmemymateria]

Does he try to kill you whenever he so much as looks at you?

[last5secondswin]

Yeah. And whenever he leaves, he's swearing he'll get me next time.

[gimmemymateria]

Yep, you got an arch nemesis!

Now you just need to make sure to beat him up good when you see him, otherwise he'll come back more often than you want him to.

[last5secondswin]

I do? Awww. That sounds like hard work... Besides, the first time I met him, I Atomic Dropped him so hard his body shattered to pieces. I don't think I can beat him up better than that!

[gimmemymateria]

S....seriously?

....Well if that doesn't work, then just shove all the little pieces into a box and throw it off a cliff! Or into the ocean! Or into a volcano!

[last5secondswin]

Yeah. BAM! Right on my knee.

Aww, I don't wanna kill him. He's a total jerk and really annoying...But he's a really big loser too. So I'd feel kinda bad about picking on him...

[gimmemymateria]

Wow....that's amazing! How exactly do you Atomic drop someone?

Dude, if you can smash his body into millions of pieces and he STILL won't die, how do you think dropping him into the bottom of an ocean will do it?

[last5secondswin]

Well, there are a couple of ways. I use the version where you get behind someone, then you put your head under their arm and lift them up. And when they're in the air, you put your knee out, and drop the other knee to the floor, so you slam their tail bone down on your knee. But some people do it from the front, so they land on their nuts instead.

Well, he's a skeleton. So he can fall apart without having to worry about his organs and blood and stuff...I guess you're right, really. He doesn't have lungs, so he doesn't need to breath. I'll try that!

[gimmemymateria]

I'll definitely have to go out and try that!

See, what'd I tell ya? Now go drop his sorry ass into the sea!

[last5secondswin]

I know all sorts of wrestling moves like that! That one is really good for using on light people, because their legs spread easier when you lift them up.

I WILL! THAT'LL SHOW THAT STUPID SKELETON!