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[vmarsissmarter]

Why did everyone get married in Vegas over the weekend, and why wasn't I invited? You can't just hog the imitation Elvises to yourselves, you know! It's not right

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[iknowucan]

I'm more confused over this than I probably ought to be.

[vmarsissmarter]

What's confusing you? This one seems kind of straight-forward.

[iknowucan]

I think it's because the couples seem really random. I mean, do any of these people even... like each other?

[vmarsissmarter]

They do now!

[iknowucan]

Isn't it gonna suck though when they... realize they're just in a virus? I mean, did they get really married? Oh man, they're going to raise the divorce rate by like a percent!

[vmarsissmarter]

Probably. But since they only think they're married, there's no paperwork. And hence, no need for a divorce. Unless they need the imaginary divorce for some sense of closure.

At least... I think they only think they're married. This could be potentially complicated.

[iknowucan]

Exactly, see? It could get really messy for a lot of people. :\

[vmarsissmarter]

I know a few lawyers I could direct them to.

[iknowucan]

Well, at least that's a good thing...

[vmarsissmarter]

It is.

So I guess you escaped those tempting wedding bells, too?

[iknowucan]

Yeaaah. There's no way I'd get caught in a virus like this. I think the community knows better.

[vmarsissmarter]

Be careful, if you talk like that too much you might wake up tomorrow morning with a ring on your finger and a bun in the oven.

[iknowucan]

...Guys can't have babies.

[vmarsissmarter]

I meant your wife, but if that's a challenge you want to take on, more power to you.

[iknowucan]

You implied it would be me!

And it's not even possible and who would want that and aughhhhh

[vmarsissmarter]

I didn't say it was your bun. I think you're reading a little too into this.

Who doesn't want a baby? They're cute and small and... something.