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[vmarsissmarter]

Why did everyone get married in Vegas over the weekend, and why wasn't I invited? You can't just hog the imitation Elvises to yourselves, you know! It's not right

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[zanarkandsboy]

...Pterodactyl? What's that?

And yeah, the marriage thing is weird. I'm glad I'm not in this one, it was bad enough I lost my memories earlier!

[vmarsissmarter]

Only the best dinosaur ever.

I'm still running a lucky, virus-free streak. But who knows how long that will last?

[zanarkandsboy]

Dinosaur? Is that like a fiend?

I wouldn't count on having such a lucky one for a lot longer, I had one of those, and then I got hit too! Some of them are worse than getting hit in the head with a Blitzball!

[vmarsissmarter]

I guess some of them are vaguely fiendish. Like the T-Rex. If only it didn't have such tiny arms.

What happened to you?

[zanarkandsboy]

Well, fiends only appear in Zanarkand once in a while, so it's a pretty big deal. So "dinosaurs" are kinda like monsters, then?

Well, I had one of my nightmares put on the community, there was this other virus that I didn't get, and then there was this one thing where I had my memories stolen, but- that wasn't a virus.

[vmarsissmarter]

Kind of. Though I prefer to think of them as big, fun-loving lizards.

Ouch. I think I've survived... two now? Or maybe it's three. Who knows, I've almost stopped keeping track.

[zanarkandsboy]

Well, I guess that's a good thing. I think.

I'm just glad I haven't been turned into a girl or something else! That would be embarrassing.

Oh, by the way, I'm Tidus. Nice to meet you!

[vmarsissmarter]

Watch out if you do, walking in heels isn't as easy as it looks.

Right back at you, Tidus. I'm Veronica.