[Accidental Voice Post]

[fifth_kazekage]

[click]

[a book slips off the desk and lands on the floor]

Thud!

[Gaara suddenly speaks, sounding surprised and suspicious]

Explain why you are in my bedroom.

[Elphaba replies candidly]

Your room is better lit than mine.

[Gaara fires his next question]

Who are you?

[Elphaba responds sarcastically]The ghost of Christmas past, who you think

Comments

[originaldragoon]

What is going on over there?

[Voice]

[fifth_kazekage]

...Rose.

[originaldragoon]

Why does Elphaba think she is married to you?

[Voice]

[fifth_kazekage]

She must be suffering an illusion...

[he tries to dispell any genjutsu effects that might be on her]

...Hmm.

[originaldragoon]

...

It sounds more like one of the community's viruses, but you appear to be unaffected.

[Voice]

[fifth_kazekage]

[sounding dubious] A virus somehow teleported her to my bedroom?

[originaldragoon]

Believe me, that is the least unusual thing the viruses have done.

[Voice]

[fifth_kazekage]

One of the other members mentioned switching genders.

[originaldragoon]

Yes, that has happened before. I had also had the 'pleasure' of being changed into a cat because of this place.

[fifth_kazekage]

A... cat? How were you able to function?

[originaldragoon]

It was not easy. Fortunately a friend on the community took care of me while I was in that form.

[Voice]

[fifth_kazekage]

That is fortunate.

[short pause]

Can Elphaba be cured?

[originaldragoon]

There is no cure for the viruses. They have to run their course, which will only be a few days. Then every thing goes back to normal.

[Voice]

[fifth_kazekage]

...A few days.

[originaldragoon]

Yes. The longest I have seen a virus last was a week.

[fifth_kazekage]

[a grunt of discomfort]

I can't explain her presence to anyone here.