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[not_that_lockon]

Okay, I admit it, I give up. Whoever set up this little site’s really got me. I’ve been sitting here for hours trying to navigate off this page but the computer’s just not having it, so, nice job on the viral website, whoever you are. The ducks are a nice touch

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I don't even know... He made me do it...

[fuckthesistema]

Dylandy? That sounds so gay...

*dies*

[not_that_lockon]

Hey, I can't help being Irish.

[fuckthesistema]

Guess not.

Anyway, have fun not being able to get this thing off your computer. Though people will probably tell you that a thousand times.

[not_that_lockon]

I've had people telling me that already, yeah. That's one persistent viral website here.

[fuckthesistema]

They aren't kidding when they say viral either. Shit happens in the actual world you're in instead of just to your computer. It's the most fun you can have with your pants on.

[not_that_lockon]

What sort of stuff are we talking about here?

[fuckthesistema]

From what I've heard... Genderswaps, bodyswaps, fuck, there was one where our dreams were broadcasted for everyone to see...

[not_that_lockon]

You're kidding, right?

Video;

[fuckthesistema]

[Flips on the video feed to further his point]

Do I look like I'm kidding?

[not_that_lockon]

You don't, actually.

Video;

[fuckthesistema]

And what does that probably mean?

[not_that_lockon]

Strangely enough, I would guess that it means you're telling the truth.

Video;

[fuckthesistema]

[Makes a gesture with his hand to his forhead, reaching out into the air like an idea flying out of his head.]

What a concept!

Dude, this place is fucked up. Kinda makes me wanna give you some tips to avoid mind-scarring.

[not_that_lockon]

Anything that'll help me keep my sanity is a bonus.

Video; Goku's Comprehensive Guide to the Internets

[fuckthesistema]

Don't google yourself, avoid places with the word "fanfiction" or "fanart" in them, if a girl with a manly voice tries to contact you via video, you can probably assume that they're a guy, Michael Trinity is a faggy douchebag, and anyone who says they can hack your computer on here probably can.

They should sell that and make a mint.

[not_that_lockon]

I'll try and bear all of that in mind.