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[not_that_lockon]

Okay, I admit it, I give up. Whoever set up this little site’s really got me. I’ve been sitting here for hours trying to navigate off this page but the computer’s just not having it, so, nice job on the viral website, whoever you are. The ducks are a nice touch

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[nonesodangerous]

Either you're late, or you're early for the next one.

[not_that_lockon]

The next one of what?

1/?

[nonesodangerous]

Virus, obviously. But if you don't remember this site, then you won't have a clue what I'm talking about.

Additionally, you might want to lock part of your post, even if you can't remember why. After all, most people don't know that your name is--

2/?

[nonesodangerous]

...Lyle Dylandy...?

[entthront]

Another one?

[not_that_lockon]

What a way to say hello.

[entthront]

It was what I was thinking, so I said it! I don't know you, so there's not any reason to be polite.

[not_that_lockon]

At least you're honest.

[makinganote]

I like the ducks, too. Although, scientifically speaking, I guess they don't serve much of a purpose besides being mascots.

I think you have to join the community before it lets you see other websites. But that if you don't post for awhile, it'll drag you back in. Which is kind of creepy for a website. But, I don't really think this is a normal website. Not really. I don't think it's spam, though. I don't like spam...

[not_that_lockon]

Well, as long as it'll let me keep up the appearance of a hard-working indentured office worker, I think I'll live. If it really does drag people back in, though, it's the most persistent pop-up I've ever seen.

[makinganote]

Well, you can use this place to do research! People ask important questions all the time! Also, there's something about memes. But I don't really know what they are.

Maybe it got its heart broken when someone installed a pop up blocker?

[not_that_lockon]

I've heard of them from a friend, but I can't say I'm really enough of an internet geek to know what they really are.

It must be so crushed that the only way it can ever see someone is behind another site's back.

[bare_my_fangs]

--I know who you are.

Seen your brother around lately?

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[not_that_lockon]

 

[not_that_lockon]

You know, as ways to introduce yourself to someone go, that's pretty creepy.

[bare_my_fangs]

What can I say? You're just that special.

[maraihi]

Hi!

[not_that_lockon]

Hi there. Mind if I get your name?

[maraihi]

Maraich, Matthias and Figaro!

You seem kind of familiar.

[not_that_lockon]

There's three of you behind there?

This might surprise you, but I get that a lot.