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[fakeright]

Okay, I know that I'm always posting questions and stuff but I swear this is the last time.

How many rabbits do you think would equal one cow? Just, like, an estimate.

Ryan, you don't get to answer, you'll make them biased.

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[vmarsissmarter]

A million.

[fakeright]

No.

[vmarsissmarter]

Two million?

[fakeright]

...Seriously?

[vmarsissmarter]

No. It's 350.

[fakeright]

...You sound really sure.

[vmarsissmarter]

I used my friend Google to do some math. Rabbits on average weigh 3-4 pounds. Cows on average weigh 1400. So I divided 1400 by 4. I should charge you, but I'll let this one be on the house.

[fakeright]

...Crap.

Are rabbits really only 3-4 pounds? I thought they were like 8.

[vmarsissmarter]

A second review of Google tells me you're right. So it would only take 350 baby rabbits.

Is there a reason you're trying to measure a cow in rabbits?

[fakeright]

So it's still like. 180 big rabbits. Maybe if they were really fat rabbits.

Well... I was thinking it would be really cool to have a pet raptor so I could train it to play fetch but Ryan was like "hey, Troy, what do they eat?" and I was like I don't know, rabbits or something. Then he said in Jurassic Park the pack of them ate like five cows and he said I'd have to feed it like a hundred rabbits a day or something and I was like no way.

[vmarsissmarter]

You could make it work.

Get out! Where would you get a pet raptor?! And where can I get one?

[fakeright]

Dude! I know, right? Apparently Tommy was telling Ryan that there was a virus where people got, like, stranded in Jurassic Park and I was like man I wonder if you could get a raptor to play fetch and it just went from there.

He says I'd mess up the ecosystem or something though.

[vmarsissmarter]

I've been wishing for that virus ever since I got here! But everyone's been such a downer over it. "It just happened Veronica, blah blah blah snore." Personally, I want to ride on a pterodactyl.

Ecosystem, schecosystem. Everyone knows rabbits breed like... well, rabbits.

[fakeright]

THAT WOULD BE SO COOL omg wait aren't pterodactyls herbivores? What do they even eat? Anyway, my point is you wouldn't even have to worry about getting eaten!

Seriously, that's what I thought, but Ryan was like no you can't introduce new species into the ecosystem because it'll mess it up... I think there are enough rabbits to go around.

[vmarsissmarter]

I don't know? Hopefully! My dinosaur would be more enviromentally friendly than yours.

Ryan's just a Debbie Downer. Don't let him rain on your parade. If you want to feed your imaginary raptor hundreds of imaginary rabbits, then, by golly, no one should stop you!

[fakeright]

You bet I will. And your hypothetical dinosaur may be more environmentally, but mine would totally win in a fight.