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[iknowucan]

Uuuuhhhh, so what's up with all the weird posts? Because some of this stuff is seriously not making sense. I mean, IDK you guys that well but a lot of this stuff doesn't need to be posted. Jeeze.

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[keybladedork]

Oh, hey- you must be new! I'm Sora, it's nice to meet you.

I guess you've had people tell you about the viruses. I've already had one affect me, it was pretty weird too! But they usually only last a day, most of the time.

[iknowucan]

I'm Ryan and this virus thing is starting to get a little old.

[keybladedork]

...why's it starting to get old? We're just trying to help, that's all! I know we're all from different worlds, but still.

[iknowucan]

Because it's not true and I'm not going to play along.

Careful, Ryan. You may just be getting a dorky visitor with Goofy and Donald attached, haha.

[keybladedork]

You don't think it's true? Why not? I've already traveled to a few places on here with the Gummi Ship.

LMAO that would FREAK HIM OUT

[iknowucan]

Gummi Ship?

Did you go to Carebear island or something?

IT MIGHT GET THE POINT ACROSS THOUGH, MAYBE?

[keybladedork]

Yeah, the Gummi Ship! King Mickey gave it to me to use along with Donald and Goofy and go defeat the Heartless across worlds.

Nope, I'm from Destiny Islands! Close, though. I've never heard of a Carebear Island before, I wonder where that is...

If you want, I can prove it that this place exists!

I THINK IT WOULD PROVE A LOT OF POINTS

[iknowucan]

...King Mickey, Donald and Goofy.

Seriously, okay, I'm pretty sure this has just moved into "blatantly make fun of Ryan" territory.

WELL GOOD, BECAUSE THE KID REALLY WANTS TO PROVE IT NOW.

[keybladedork]

Yup, that's them! Donald's a magician, Goofy uses a shield, and King Mickey and I can wield the Keyblade. Roxas too, he's another person you'll meet here.

No way, I wouldn't make fun of you! That'd just be mean and pointless.

Hey, Ryan? Have you ever heard of worldhops?

RYAN DARES HIM.

[iknowucan]

What about Minnie Mouse and Wil E. Coyote? Are they your friends too?

Everyone keeps throwing that word around, yeah.

BRB HOPPING TO YOUR PLACE FOR A VISIT.

[keybladedork]

Oh yeah, I know Queen Minnie! She watches over King Mickey's Castle when he's away. But I don't think I know a Wil E. Coyote, I haven't heard of him. Maybe I'll meet him in the future!

Well, you wanna go on one? I could always take you someplace, or just come and visit!

YEAH RIGHT BRO, GO HANG OUT WITH THE GOOF TROOP.

[iknowucan]

Really. I always thought she and Mickey were estranged.

Yeah, sure, come visit Lava Springs. But it doesn't count if you take a taxi, man, then how will I ever know if you really "worldhopped" or whatever?

THAT'S GOOFY'S JOB, NOT MINE. I PROTECT PEOPLE AND SAVE WORLDS.

[keybladedork]

...Huh? What's 'estranged?'

So you're in Lava Springs? That's a cool name for a place... as long as it's not dangerous. Okay- What's the name of your planet? I can figure everything out once you tell me those, Chip and Dale are pretty good at figuring out coordinates.

And what's a taxi?

SURE YOU DO.

[iknowucan]

You know, separated.

It's only dangerous if people forget to do things the way Sharpay likes them.

Man, you are really dedicated to this. Fine, I'll play along - New Mexico, Earth. And man, I am not explaining a taxi.

YOU BET, IT'S WHY I'M THE KEYBLADE MASTER.

[keybladedork]

All right, on my way!

[[Assume/RL/whatever? Either way, I have never laughed so damn hard at someone being so skeptical about this place, and what he calls other people. You win an internets. &hearts]]

WELL I WAS A POKEMON MASTER WHEN I WAS IN 2ND GRADE, DOES THAT COUNT FOR ANYTHING?

[iknowucan]

Sure.

((I'm up for whatever! If we did a RL I miiiight have to spam our Sharpay to join in at some point ;D HE'S USUALLY NOT SO CATTY BUT EVERYONE KEEPS TELLING HIM DUMB THINGS.))