[Another viral video]
[The camera turns on to show a room in an inn somewhere, of the "cheap and clean, if not respectable" variety. Zel drums his fingers - the computer's been placed on the windowsill. His expression's a lot harder than those who know him might expect.]
I hate getting involved in these petty wars, but I have to eat just like anyone else. I can't even remember the name of these countries that are squabbling, but they've both filled out their armies with mercenaries. That's where I come in. With any luck, they'll get this over with quickly enough. I'm still looking for a permanent solution. Word of a goddess or not, I don't trust Eris' deal to last forever.
I hate getting involved in these petty wars, but I have to eat just like anyone else. I can't even remember the name of these countries that are squabbling, but they've both filled out their armies with mercenaries. That's where I come in. With any luck, they'll get this over with quickly enough. I'm still looking for a permanent solution. Word of a goddess or not, I don't trust Eris' deal to last forever.