[Timmy clicks on his webcam.]
So, today was the first day back at school. If any of you have ever been to Dimmsdale, you know that school isn't really a laughing matter to students here, because well .. it's hard! And I don't mean that it's just hard because I'm ten, you know? It's hard because Mr. Crocker makes us all miserable.
Today, we figured it would be a lot of the same of stuff, but .. well .. it wasn't! Mr. Crocker didn't give anyone in class a single 'F', which you might not think is a big deal for third graders, but it is! Mr. Crocker ALWAYS gives us 'F's', always! Even if we just answer questions a few seconds to late, 'F' .. it's CRAZY! Let alone that he's like, totally stalking me here .. But today, nothing! Not a single bad mark for any of us!
[Timmy sighs and shakes his head, looking quite annoyed]
It was all a ploy, though! Mr. Crocker was being nice to try to find out if I have fairies ... again! HE'S NUTS! Why me?! Why can't I have a normal teacher that gives us normal classwork and doesn't stalk me?!
[Timmy looks a bit concerned.]
Now I'm worried about what the rest of the year will be like! This was just the first day!
[ooc: All because of
this!! ]