TV Broadcast: Hero vs Demon, Burning Power vs Frozen Skill, Kinnikuman vs Touya! The Nippon Budokan!
"Hello, and welcome fight fans! We're here at the Nippon Budokan, the Martial Arts Hell! Today, over five thousand people have joined us here! The time is five thirty and in half an hour, the choujin Kinnikuman will face the demon Touya. In the time we have spare, we thought we'd share some details with you!"
"Today our combatants are wrestling in a 20 foot square ring. As is typical with rings designed for choujin wrestling, the canvas is made of practically indestructable material and the ropes are super elasticated for high flying moves!"
"That's right. The fight was announced three days ago, and before then we'd never even seen this Touya person. In fact, he apparently comes from another dimension!"
"Yes indeed! Only by using a mystic's crystal ball were we able to get any footage or images of him at all."
"But, despite only this Touya has gathered quite a large fan following, and a club named the 'Touya Girl's Army' has sprung up. We asked some fans why they liked Touya so much."
[Video plays on large TVs hanging from the ceiling, showing an excited young girl.]
"Touya's eyes are just so clear and cold! It's like a frozen lake, you just wanna skate on it even if you know you could fall in! Touya, when you kill Kinnikuman, come back to my place, okay?"
[A number of girls appear, all with similar comments, almost all refering to Touya's coldness as his most charming feature. Now male fans appear.]
"That Pigman is nothing but trouble! Anyone who wants to beat him up deserves our support. Freeze him like a popsicle, Touya!"
[Again, his feelings are shared with a large number of people.]
"But Touya isn't the only one with fans. Kinnikuman has told the story of the monster the Fire Lord and thats got people who would rather be saved by the likes of Ultraman or Terryman supporting him."
"Of course, the ultimate test of popularity remains."
"Oh? What's that?"
"Of course, it's T-Shirt sales!"
"Yes! Of course! Lets take a look...Oh my! Touya's T-shirts, made only yesterday have sold over 2000! Kinnikuman's on the other hand...have sold four."
"Only four? That's pitiful."
"Yeah, but maybe it has nothing to do with popularity..."
[The blue commentator holds up a Kinnikuman T-shirt. It's actually a plain white T-shirt that has had Kinnikuman's face crudely doodled on it, clearly by Suguru himself.]
"Well it looks like our time is just about up-The referee has made his way to the ring, so we can expect the combatants to arrive any moment-I'm Shikisai-"
"And I'm Kaisetsusha."
"And we'll be commentating on this match today!"
((I was going to be clever and write a play by play of Kinnikuman and Touya's fight, but I decided I can't do a better job alone than we did together, so instead just go to last5secondswin and read the relavent entry.))
[Video, from Kinnikuman's personal camera boots up-he's sitting in a hospital bed, bandages heavily wrapped around his chest.][Video, from Kinnikuman's personal camera boots up-he's sitting in a hospital bed, bandages heavily wrapped around his chest.]
DAH-HAH-HAH-HAH! Hey, hey, did you see my fight!? I was really cool, right? Wasn't it just the coolest fight you've ever seen?
Uh...that's a joke, see, cool? Like it's cold? HAWH-HAWH-HAWH!
Look, Touya's here too.
[Suguru turns the camera to point at his opponent.]
Say hello, Touya!
"Today our combatants are wrestling in a 20 foot square ring. As is typical with rings designed for choujin wrestling, the canvas is made of practically indestructable material and the ropes are super elasticated for high flying moves!"
"That's right. The fight was announced three days ago, and before then we'd never even seen this Touya person. In fact, he apparently comes from another dimension!"
"Yes indeed! Only by using a mystic's crystal ball were we able to get any footage or images of him at all."
"But, despite only this Touya has gathered quite a large fan following, and a club named the 'Touya Girl's Army' has sprung up. We asked some fans why they liked Touya so much."
[Video plays on large TVs hanging from the ceiling, showing an excited young girl.]
"Touya's eyes are just so clear and cold! It's like a frozen lake, you just wanna skate on it even if you know you could fall in! Touya, when you kill Kinnikuman, come back to my place, okay?"
[A number of girls appear, all with similar comments, almost all refering to Touya's coldness as his most charming feature. Now male fans appear.]
"That Pigman is nothing but trouble! Anyone who wants to beat him up deserves our support. Freeze him like a popsicle, Touya!"
[Again, his feelings are shared with a large number of people.]
"But Touya isn't the only one with fans. Kinnikuman has told the story of the monster the Fire Lord and thats got people who would rather be saved by the likes of Ultraman or Terryman supporting him."
"Of course, the ultimate test of popularity remains."
"Oh? What's that?"
"Of course, it's T-Shirt sales!"
"Yes! Of course! Lets take a look...Oh my! Touya's T-shirts, made only yesterday have sold over 2000! Kinnikuman's on the other hand...have sold four."
"Only four? That's pitiful."
"Yeah, but maybe it has nothing to do with popularity..."
[The blue commentator holds up a Kinnikuman T-shirt. It's actually a plain white T-shirt that has had Kinnikuman's face crudely doodled on it, clearly by Suguru himself.]
"Well it looks like our time is just about up-The referee has made his way to the ring, so we can expect the combatants to arrive any moment-I'm Shikisai-"
"And I'm Kaisetsusha."
"And we'll be commentating on this match today!"
((I was going to be clever and write a play by play of Kinnikuman and Touya's fight, but I decided I can't do a better job alone than we did together, so instead just go to last5secondswin and read the relavent entry.))
[Video, from Kinnikuman's personal camera boots up-he's sitting in a hospital bed, bandages heavily wrapped around his chest.][Video, from Kinnikuman's personal camera boots up-he's sitting in a hospital bed, bandages heavily wrapped around his chest.]
DAH-HAH-HAH-HAH! Hey, hey, did you see my fight!? I was really cool, right? Wasn't it just the coolest fight you've ever seen?
Uh...that's a joke, see, cool? Like it's cold? HAWH-HAWH-HAWH!
Look, Touya's here too.
[Suguru turns the camera to point at his opponent.]
Say hello, Touya!