Spark Seeks Minions...
WANTED
Assistants to aid in the dismantling of security systems and repair of sentient Priceless Antiquarian Thinking Machine.
Basic knowledge of electrical systems and mechanics is a must, as well as physical fitness and some form of knowledge of martial arts.
Being very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very resistant to physical damage is also recommended.
Pre-made Last Will and Testament is a bonus.
Refreshments provided (Coffee, Water, Tea, Double Reinforced Lingonberry Snap and Scones)
Hours are from Mortal Danger to Not Mortal Danger
Must provide own transportation and tools, payment negotiable.
Please contact Agatha Heterodyne, Castle Heterodyne, Mechanicsburg, Europa.
Serious inquires only, please.