[Video post]
[Kinnikuman appears, incredibly furious. In his tiny one room shack, there are piles of torn up newspapers.]
AWAAAAAH! I'm pissed off right!
Some American superhero has come from Texas to steal my territory! I was about to save the Diet Building from a monster and he turned up and destroyed it in one shot. The Prime Minister was there! I lost to an American in front of the leader of Japan! The worst part is, this bastard wanted to get paid for saving the day!
AND HE WAS! Because the Prime Minister would rather pay than be saved by me! ORAAAH!
Everyone keeps saying this guy is so cool and handsome, but just look at this!
[Suguru runs out the door with his camera, finally stopping when pointing the camera at a tall, athletically muscled blonde man. The blonde is incredibly handsome-with a strong chin, slim nose and wide, sky-blue eyes. The character 米 is marked on his forehead, being the first character for 'United States'. The American is wearing a very fine black suit and cowboy hat, leaning on a wall and eating a beefburger. Even from just doing this, beautiful fangirls call out to him- "TERRYMAN! You're the best!" This praise just garners and smirk.]
I can be just as cool as that!
[Kinnikuman finds a new spot, and leans on the wall, copying the nonchalant pose of Terryman, wearing a hideous pink suit with yellow suns emblazoned on it and eating gyuudon. Kinnikuman's response is less favorable-the girls that see him run in fear, screaming about 'the garlic man.'
The annoyed Kinnikuman returns to his shack, visibly upset.]
Awah...Has anyone else been upstaged like this? What did you do?
How can I be cool!?
((ooc: Here's an image of Terryman, just for funsies. http://captstrife.deviantart.com/art/Choujin-Encyclopedia-Terryman-77453403))