[ GOSSIP GIRL BLAST ]
And you all thought that I was gone for good; like a good chef, I know when to leave my juicy morsels to simmer until they erupt into delicious, delicious gossip. Dig in, it's fresh and bound to satisfy - or make you run for over.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. I'm sure that's why Aoko decided that the best way to get back at her boyfriend was to find a better man - or a better duo. Like a small antique diamond pawned off for a bigger, glittery one from Tiffany's, she found a more vintage settlement - the threesome. Who needs the trashy diamond from Tiffany's when you have the complete set?
A bet isn't a bet till it passes that point of no return. Spotted: Kuroune and Kurama, making a bet for just accessories? I'm sure one or the other fits each other like a glove inside and out or maybe a pair of handcuffs.
Speculated: Shuichi Minamino, not just your average 80s reject. Gossip Girl speculates that he can't be human and seriously think that the mullet is a good idea. Whatever he may be, he certainly is smooth. Angie is the right kind of nurse to tend to the 80s cliche that is "the garden of his heart" or will she be a cougar and ravage him completely. It's all up to the the Bat Man.
Definitely spotted: Valentine and Helena losing their wild night of alcohol. It seems that Eric and Christine had their own little duet in the bed, and they high note just gets higher and higher.
She who denies it, weds it. Like a woman running away from an adolescent mistake in Vegas, Umi and Gokudera seem to following that path. Summon the inner Reese Witherspoon and don't forget to register at Tiffany's. Gossip Girl hopes that you two don't do anything cheesy like be an encore at a wedding service, this isn't a dual feature.
Lithuania and Poland being an item? Gossip Girl does miss the good days of the Iron Curtain and Jackie Kennedy in Chanel. Just don't flip that skirt, Kaito, you might find that Poland is no Tuscany.
Spotted: Kaworu and Asuka dating? Usually I would make a snide comment, but all Gossip Girl can say is finally.
Scandalized: Xanxus and Ggio being loud over sex? It's not as improbable as you think. Nothing gives a man that sort of gusto over the boyfriend shirt than one that wishes it was on the other. Be careful Ichigo, Big Brother might not like that there's more than one person in your closet wearing your clothes.
Spotted: Rufus and Dark in New York City - or rather, Rufus and a pile of boxes. Like every good Upper East Sider, he has his little caddy to carry around his shopping. Ding dong, Gentleman, you liked it so much you put a ring on it. Or did you all decide to do it while he got up on that board and rode those waves in California?
You know you love me,
xoxo Gossip Girl
[ooc; please see your tags! Also, i apologize in advance if I got your tag wrong. ♥]
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. I'm sure that's why Aoko decided that the best way to get back at her boyfriend was to find a better man - or a better duo. Like a small antique diamond pawned off for a bigger, glittery one from Tiffany's, she found a more vintage settlement - the threesome. Who needs the trashy diamond from Tiffany's when you have the complete set?
A bet isn't a bet till it passes that point of no return. Spotted: Kuroune and Kurama, making a bet for just accessories? I'm sure one or the other fits each other like a glove inside and out or maybe a pair of handcuffs.
Speculated: Shuichi Minamino, not just your average 80s reject. Gossip Girl speculates that he can't be human and seriously think that the mullet is a good idea. Whatever he may be, he certainly is smooth. Angie is the right kind of nurse to tend to the 80s cliche that is "the garden of his heart" or will she be a cougar and ravage him completely. It's all up to the the Bat Man.
Definitely spotted: Valentine and Helena losing their wild night of alcohol. It seems that Eric and Christine had their own little duet in the bed, and they high note just gets higher and higher.
She who denies it, weds it. Like a woman running away from an adolescent mistake in Vegas, Umi and Gokudera seem to following that path. Summon the inner Reese Witherspoon and don't forget to register at Tiffany's. Gossip Girl hopes that you two don't do anything cheesy like be an encore at a wedding service, this isn't a dual feature.
Lithuania and Poland being an item? Gossip Girl does miss the good days of the Iron Curtain and Jackie Kennedy in Chanel. Just don't flip that skirt, Kaito, you might find that Poland is no Tuscany.
Spotted: Kaworu and Asuka dating? Usually I would make a snide comment, but all Gossip Girl can say is finally.
Scandalized: Xanxus and Ggio being loud over sex? It's not as improbable as you think. Nothing gives a man that sort of gusto over the boyfriend shirt than one that wishes it was on the other. Be careful Ichigo, Big Brother might not like that there's more than one person in your closet wearing your clothes.
Spotted: Rufus and Dark in New York City - or rather, Rufus and a pile of boxes. Like every good Upper East Sider, he has his little caddy to carry around his shopping. Ding dong, Gentleman, you liked it so much you put a ring on it. Or did you all decide to do it while he got up on that board and rode those waves in California?
You know you love me,
xoxo Gossip Girl
[ooc; please see your tags! Also, i apologize in advance if I got your tag wrong. ♥]