Jun 17, 2009 17:23
Statement: It has come to my attention that some of you speak languages which I do not know. These languages include "Japanese", "German", and many others, mostly originating from the planet called "Earth".
Request: As translation is one of my main functions, it would be quite useful to know these languages. To volunteer your help, all you meatbags must do is speak your language in my presence. Given enough time, my language processors will recognize it.