[Video post, dated at around 6:00 AM Tuesday]

[jagan_glare]

[The screen flickers for a moment before coming into focus; Ban's sitting on the couch, hair more unruly than usual, clad in a pair of navy pyjama slacks, everpresent violet glasses perched on his nose. Both his wedding ring and infinity ring are shown when he sits back to cover up a yawn.]

This is way too early for a jobless day...you guys heard

Comments

[gimmemymateria]

You killed Rufus? Sweet! Just what I was waiting for.

Oh, and congratulations for the kid....whoever you are.

[jagan_glare]

Heh. That or at least tossed him into a decent coma.

Thanks, kid. You new here?

[gimmemymateria]

That should make it easier to raid his materia stash, hopefully.

Hey, I'm not a kid! But yeah, I guess you could say that I'm SOMEWHAT new here.

[jagan_glare]

It should be, anyway. If you can get past the security he's probably got.

I call it how I see it, so unless you got a name, you're kid. How long you been around here?

[gimmemymateria]

Of course I can! If I've done it before, I can do it a hundred times more! Which I have, so I will.

I'm 19, so even if I don't give you my name, I'm still not a kid. But if you ask nicely I might just give it to ya.

A few months, I guess.

[jagan_glare]

Then more power to you. What's with the materia fixation, though? Ruffles mentioned those a couple other times, too.

Younger than me, but all right. What would you prefer to be called, then?

[gimmemymateria]

Not telling. But thanks for telling me his nickname~

Heh, I'm glad you asked! I am the legendary ninja of Wutai, the sole pride of its people. I am the single white rose which blossoms and triumphs in the face of evil, YUFFIE KISARAGI!

[jagan_glare]

No problem.

...Yuffie it is, then.

[gimmemymateria]

Well fine, if you want to be bland about it.

[jagan_glare]

Don't tell me you want the whole sparkle-blink to go with the name and however many titles you've got.