[Voice] Virus'd, of course.

[unluckychimera]

Stupid virus.  Not fair to get drunk wifout ever drinkin' anything...  Locked myself in my room 'fore it got too bad. Dun want 'melia to shee me like this...

Too drunk to type right.  's 'noying.  Found funny thing, though.  's play from Earth.  's called... what was it?  Omelet?  's named after a depressed prinss.  Ver' funny, 'cause it's pisshers of me 'n people I know doing it.  I'm th' director.  I'd make a good director.  Bet I could d'rect a really good play...

I gotta still be able to copy 'n paste it, right?

[Text]
http://amethyst-angel.com/hamlet_eng.htm
http://amethyst-angel.com/hamlet_eng.htm

[Voice]
Think I copied it too many times, but what the hell.  There's this funny part where this chick I never seen 'for gets drunk.  Stupid way to get drunk, findin' a bottle inna shandeleer.  Who puts a bottle up there?

Funny, girl looks familiar, though...