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[vicodindose]

Tyki, Allen the test results are in. I'm sorry, it's the clap.

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[heavenly_home]

There is something wrong with Tyki-kun and Allen-san?

[vicodindose]

Unfortunately in the heat of youth they forgot to use proper protection. They're literal germ vats of disease just festering away.

Have an innocent one.

[heavenly_home]

A-ah? Excuse me, but I am confused...Protection from what?

oh god, run while you still can

[vicodindose]

Ask your mother what fellatio means.

Oh ho, but where's the fun in that?

[heavenly_home]

If I could, perhaps I might, but she has passed. Would father know?

Kasumi, forgive me

[vicodindose]

Depends on how adventurous he was in youth. Could just cut out the middle man and use the internet- or the community. I'm sure Tyki or Allen will oblige.

You've got her curious, good for you! XD

[heavenly_home]

I asked, but he started wailing and cried on Uncle Saotome... I do not wish to bother them, though. Would you not mind explaining?

:D <3?

[vicodindose]

Sorry, have to go save lives. Doctor you know.

Ask Dr. Lisa Cuddy- she's an expert on it.

jfdka;ngkdsal;; <3333!!!!

[heavenly_home]

Oh, I'm sorry to bother you, sensei! Thank you for your time. I will! If Tyki-kun does not know...

[tyki_tock]

There's nothing wrong with me, my dear. He's talking about a mutual friend of ours.

[heavenly_home]

Oh? I see. I am glad you are all right.

Tyki dear, what is 'fellatio'?

ooc

[lylith_st]

I'm loling so hard at the question...never ask that to Tatsumi, dear, never XD

Re: ooc

[harbringersoul]

It's because House is insane, s'why, and Tyki has never not answered any of her questions before. <3

Re: ooc

[lylith_st]

I can't wait XD

[tyki_tock]

Ah...I think it's a sort of South African plant.

[heavenly_home]

Oh? Why would one need protection from such a thing, though?