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[touchofgenius]

I know I shouldn’t be wasting my time doing silly things online, especially considering I have several calls that I should be making at the moment, but my wife is worried that I’m going to work until I fall over dead, so showing her that I do, in fact, know how to relax might put her fears at ease

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[visestvita]

Isn't this interesting...

Now, really, continuing to research online is still work, Birkin.

[[strikes are hackable]]

[touchofgenius]

I happen to enjoy my line of work. And I never said I was planning to use it as research, now, did I?

[visestvita]

I should probably warn you, some people will be very unhappy to see you here.

[touchofgenius]

People have been "very unhappy to see me" since I was 15.

Was that a threat?

((Strikes were deleted))

[visestvita]

I'm not the one who'll be doing the threatening, I think.

[touchofgenius]

You "think"? That is hardly a way to instill confidence.

Although, I'll admit you've piqued my curiosity. Who will be doing the threatening? Friends of yours?

[visestvita]

Certainly not friends of mine.

...You truly remember nothing, do you?

[touchofgenius]

That depends, what do you want me to remember?

[visestvita]

Do you even recognise me, or is this community trickier than I first supposed?

[touchofgenius]

It's rather hard to say who's who on the Internet.

Although, considering your reaction, I'm going to say you know me. Quite well, I would assume.

Tell me, Wesker, is police work so boring that you need to waste time talking to people online?

[visestvita]

And there I was, thinking you'd know me anywhere.

It's hardly police work anymore, Birkin. You're rather behind the times.

[touchofgenius]

I was toying with the notion that I was speaking with a very accurate impostor.

I take it this so-called "Raccoon City outbreak" actually does - or would that be "did" - happen?

[visestvita]

As if anyone could convincingly imitate me.

Yes indeed. Everything that Claire told you is true. It's been eleven years since then and technically, you ought to be dead.

[touchofgenius]

All anyone needs to do is wear dark sunglasses at inappropriate times and it's fairly convincing.

...I'm dead? Any chance I faked it or am I definitely six feet under?

((Strikes are hackable))

[visestvita]

That's a low blow, Birkin. I quite like my dark sunglasses.

Considering the fact that you mutated and then got blown up, I doubt you could have faked that.

[touchofgenius]

I apologize. I suppose without them, you'd lose a bit of your mysterious exterior.

Barring something that could only be classified as a miracle, I couldn't have survived that. Any idea why I was infected with my virus? Did I run out of test subjects and decide to try it myself or something?