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[savemehaine]

Sup, DDD. I have decided to fulfill your daily need of Badou FUCKING Nails once again. Any big changes while I was gone? Remodeled the place? I got a new nacho cheese stain on the ceiling, and I stole a new TV from the dumpster last week.

The albino fucker has decided growing roots on my couch is an effective way to piss me off, so he has done so.

Comments

[cagastric]

Heads up, TV stopped working.

[savemehaine]

Did you fucking shoot at it again.

[cagastric]

I'm glad you assumed it was me and had nothing to do with the fact that you fucking fished it out of a dumpster.

[savemehaine]

You did it last time. I don't know, it could be some sort of "marking territory" thing for you. Also, it worked for after I set it up at my place.

[cagastric]

That was entirely fucking different. Would you rather I just piss on your stuff? Yeah, well now it doesn't work.

[savemehaine]

So why did you do it last time, then? There is enough drunken piss stains, no need to add more. Fine, fuck. Is it stuck showing two colors? Or is it not turning on in general?

[cagastric]

Color stopped working. And I'd hate to throw off your decorating scheme. Doesn't turn on. And it is plugged in, before you even fucking ask.

[savemehaine]

Bullshit. Fine, I'll take a look at it later. Wait, which outlet? Only one of four work, and it changes every other week.

[cagastric]

Fuck it, you do it. I'm going out.

[savemehaine]

Get me some food, I'm fucking hungry. Also, if you're going by the church, I think I left one of my guns there.

[cagastric]

I'm not your errand boy, do it yourself.

[savemehaine]

Like I said, can you get some food and pick up my gun, errand boy?