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[bendtomywill]

So Valentines day is approaching fast and I'm going to miss it! So! I've taken the liberty of setting up all kinds of treats for everyone! I have hearts full of candies you people enjoy, and all sorts of chocolates with a light bloody coating

Comments

[peoplesprincess]

You are disgusting.

[bendtomywill]

Disgustingly brilliant?

[peoplesprincess]

No.

[bendtomywill]

You sure?

[bendtomywill]

But my services are full of wonderment and childlike joy!

[bendtomywill]

What if we cram chocolates into an air vent? You have an air vent right?

[hooded_outlaw]

... you're joking, right?

[bendtomywill]

Yes! People keep asking me that, eesh.

[hooded_outlaw]

After what I've seen and done, anything's possible.

[bendtomywill]

Well, I'm not joking.

..I don't suppose you want one?

[shadow_shades]

Light blood coating? Is that some weird anti-Valentine's day thing?

[bendtomywill]

What? No, blood is red. Valentines is red. It only makes sense.

[shadow_shades]

That makes sense. I guess. In some weird way.

[bendtomywill]

It makes plenty of sense! So how about it, Johnny?

[h4ck3r_61rl]

...bloody coating?!

[bendtomywill]

..You people enjoy a light blood coating on things, right? I mean it's in the spirit of the holiday!

[h4ck3r_61rl]

No, that's gross! I like candy and chocolate and all, but blood?! Why didn't you just use food coloring?!

[bendtomywill]

What's food coloring? Besides, realism is something I strive for.