Things you never knew about Tony Stark...

[myeggo_ispreggo]

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[timey_wimey]

Hmm. If that ever really does happen, we should place bets on who would win.

[myeggo_ispreggo]

WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE AND NOT SEEING THE HOMOSEXUAL OVERTONES IN THIS?

BATMAN IS RIDING HIM!

[timey_wimey]

Possibly because our minds aren't going in that direction?

In that case, we should place bets on how long a relationship like that would last.

[myeggo_ispreggo]

Maybe it's just the teenage girl thing.

I'd give it one night.

[timey_wimey]

Could be.

Oh, do you really think it'd last that long?

[myeggo_ispreggo]

What can I say, I'm an optimist. Always look on the bright side of life and all that good stuff....

[timey_wimey]

Usually I'd agree with that philosophy.

But I wouldn't give them more than a few hours at the most.

[myeggo_ispreggo]

That's only barely enough time for them to have the sex, realize they didn't use a condom, have a freak out about an unplanned pregnancy and then realize they're both men and leave. Very awkwardly.

[timey_wimey]

Which realistically, is exactly how a relationship between the two of them would play out, wouldn't you say?

[myeggo_ispreggo]

Can't we at least figure in some time for them to like..cuddle or something. Just to make for extra embarassing photos? The paparazzi doesn't pull that shit out of the nowhere, you know.

[timey_wimey]

Hmm. Alright then. 6 or 7 hours, tops.