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[incarcerator]

[ voice - more than cheerful, and afflicted with a slight lisp ]

Well helloooooooo there my little pri-- uh. Dramadramaduckians. JARED, WRITE THAT DOWN.

I am the Warden, and I am speaking to you from Superjail. What is Superjail, you may ask? Why, it's only the most state of the art penitentiary in existence! Years and years of hard labor went

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[dreaming_oflove]

My, running a prison? That must be a very important job!

[incarcerator]

Indeed it is! Without me, Superjail would likely collapse and eventually create a tear in the space/time continuum!

[dreaming_oflove]

Oh my! That is very important then! Are there very many criminals in Superjail then?

[incarcerator]

Hundreds! Thousands! Maybe millions! We get new arrivals by the bucketful every day.

[mediator_suze]

And what makes it so super?

[incarcerator]

Because it's the largest penitentiary in the universe!

[mediator_suze]

Okay, that's a bit impressive I suppose, but it doesn't seem exactly super.

[incarcerator]

Oh, but it is! Like I said, the way we deal with the inmates is very advanced.

Here; have a dangerous criminal! 8D

[sun_cutie_plz]

J-jail?

Jailbreak?!

Y HELO THER

[incarcerator]

Yes, they're always trying to break free and become menaces to society again!

OH HAI!

[sun_cutie_plz]

..M-maybe they're just finally ready to be 'good' again?

N-not ALL criminals are bad after all!

[incarcerator]

Don't be silly! They have to leave with my approval! Otherwise they're just being deliquent little felons all over again.

[mollyforeva]

Nobody, huh? You know, with the talk of some kind of interuniversal law committee that keeps coming back up around here... well, would you be willing to take prisoners from that, if they ever get it together?

((...no I don't know why she's being so businesslike, I think it's IC by now, though.))

[incarcerator]

Oh, but of course!

[mollyforeva]

Great. Be sure to mention that next time somebody's wondering where they'd put people!

[stfu_herbivore]

....It must not be the best if people can attempt a jailbreak, herbivore.

[incarcerator]

This is why Superjail is always getting improvements! Maxing out the budget! Et cetera!

[stfu_herbivore]

Hmm. Pathetic herbivores.

[incarcerator]

I'm far from pathetic or a herbivore, dear one.