Nov 19, 2008 20:30
Mistah J kicked me out .. Well, he didn't really kick me out this time. No .. this time he shoved me into a rocket and launched it.
He drugged me and I thought we were goin' ta have a big old howdy-do, but no.
"I've noticed some changes coming over me since you came into my life", he says. "I've been reminded what it was like ta be part of a couple."
Yeah, right. I'm so sure. "Ta care for someone who cares for me. It's the first time in recent memory I've had those feelings...And I hate having those feelings!"
He said he would mourn me, sealed me into a stinkin' rocket ship and lauched me into the air! THE JERK!
I crashed in Robinson Park and Red .. well, Poison Ivy, ya know .. She found me and took me in. [sniffles before getting angry again]
Can you believe he'd do that ta me?! I have given him the best years of my life an' he repays me by tryin' ta kill me? An' not even messin' around, like drownin' or somethin' .. a ROCKET!
So .. I'm not livin' there anymore an' I dunno how long Red wants me ta hang around here with her, so I think I gotta find another pad ta boot. I tend ta kill her plants, ya know? Not like I mean ta, but I got black thumbs apparently an' she takes it personal ..
Any of ya ever had a bad break? Did ya get back together or .. well .. Did ya just let it be, and kill your ex at first opportunity?
harley quinn