Intro Post
[On screen image zaps into life, focused tightly on a black, beady eye]
RAWWWK!! Rawwk, rawwwk? Rawk rawwk raw rawk!*
[The camera pulls back to reveal a full grown emperor penguin, who appears to be scowling at the camera]
Rawwk rawk, rawwwwwk!**
[Seen leaning, in, partially disappearing from view. Several keystrokes can be heard and soft 'mumbling' sounds. He reappears a moment later, popping back into the screen. When he 'speaks' again, it comes out in a computerized voiceover, relayed through his own machine.]
Shinji! Come feed Pen Pen! Misato dirty clothes in the tub again. Want eat, now! Want eat and swim!
[He opens his beak and 'rawks' again, clearly displeased.]
My cooler room is too warm! Asuka help Pen Pen! Pen Pen's claws will not grip metal dial to make cold! Bring fish.
[He clacks his beak irritably and hits a button on the keyboard with one of his claws.]
[user Pen Pen has loggedoff]
*Translation :: "HUNGRY!! Where is Misato? Nothing but beer in fridge!"
**Translation :: "Stupid machine, set all wrong!"
RAWWWK!! Rawwk, rawwwk? Rawk rawwk raw rawk!*
[The camera pulls back to reveal a full grown emperor penguin, who appears to be scowling at the camera]
Rawwk rawk, rawwwwwk!**
[Seen leaning, in, partially disappearing from view. Several keystrokes can be heard and soft 'mumbling' sounds. He reappears a moment later, popping back into the screen. When he 'speaks' again, it comes out in a computerized voiceover, relayed through his own machine.]
Shinji! Come feed Pen Pen! Misato dirty clothes in the tub again. Want eat, now! Want eat and swim!
[He opens his beak and 'rawks' again, clearly displeased.]
My cooler room is too warm! Asuka help Pen Pen! Pen Pen's claws will not grip metal dial to make cold! Bring fish.
[He clacks his beak irritably and hits a button on the keyboard with one of his claws.]
[user Pen Pen has loggedoff]
*Translation :: "HUNGRY!! Where is Misato? Nothing but beer in fridge!"
**Translation :: "Stupid machine, set all wrong!"