Eating Crow
Okay, so, looks like I owe you guys an apology. It's all real, I buy it, I'm an idiot. Tyki dropping in literally out of nowhere would have been enough to convince me. Seeing someone walk right through him definitely would have done it.
But in a way, that was easier to take. It was still stuff from some other world, y'know? This...
Apparently there's plenty of weird shit going on in my world, too.
I got in an accident today. Big smash-em-up car crash, dozens of people killed. No survivors.
Except me and this other guy are being listed as survivors, because we got up and walked away from the scene.
Only problem is, neither of us is actually alive anymore.
So this sucks. A LOT. Wouldn't be so bad being a zombie, except the guys that offered us the deal put our bodies back together wrong, and now we've got each other's right hands. Which means we can't get away from each other or the hands start ROTTING OFF, and you wouldn't believe how gross that would be.
I can't live at home. Had to change schools and move into this creepy dorm. If I can pay off the fucking ridiculous amount of money I had to borrow in order to become a zombie, I get to be human again. If I don't manage within a year... I can either pay an equally ridiculous renewal fee, or die.
And in the meantime I'm chained to this total asshole jerkwad prick who's got a stick shoved so far up his ass you can see it every time he opens his fucking mouth.
But in a way, that was easier to take. It was still stuff from some other world, y'know? This...
Apparently there's plenty of weird shit going on in my world, too.
I got in an accident today. Big smash-em-up car crash, dozens of people killed. No survivors.
Except me and this other guy are being listed as survivors, because we got up and walked away from the scene.
Only problem is, neither of us is actually alive anymore.
So this sucks. A LOT. Wouldn't be so bad being a zombie, except the guys that offered us the deal put our bodies back together wrong, and now we've got each other's right hands. Which means we can't get away from each other or the hands start ROTTING OFF, and you wouldn't believe how gross that would be.
I can't live at home. Had to change schools and move into this creepy dorm. If I can pay off the fucking ridiculous amount of money I had to borrow in order to become a zombie, I get to be human again. If I don't manage within a year... I can either pay an equally ridiculous renewal fee, or die.
And in the meantime I'm chained to this total asshole jerkwad prick who's got a stick shoved so far up his ass you can see it every time he opens his fucking mouth.